Who's Your Daddy? Page #3

of all high school parties.

The grandmother of all high school parties.

One small problem..

A cool party requires alcohol.

For us, it would require huge quantities

of alcohol.

Boys, while we're away:

Chris, you're in charge of the store.

And no monkey business.

I'm proud of you. When you grab this

party thing by the balls.

I mean look at you. Stealing alcohol, just

to further up our popularity.

This is so decent of you.

- Thanks, you're doing a good job in clearing my consciousness.

Now, will you help me start filling these

jugs?

You crazy? I'm not going to jail, just because

you want to be popular for a day.

"Alcohol fame.

Drinks, drinks, and more free drinks."

"Party like It's still 1999! Come enjoy free

drinks and food at Chris Hughes' house!"

How many fliers did you give to people?

- I don't know. Maybe a thousand.

1000!? No, we can't have 1000, ok?

I'm definetly gonna get grounded for 1000.

We should cancel. We are cancelling, no more.

- Holy sh*t, chicks!

Hey Brittany.. and friends.

- OTR? On the rack?

Inventory. New sample.

It's washed.

You going to the party tonight?

There's no party tonight. Trust me, I would've

heard that long before you would.

Murphy, educate the ladies.

Who's Chris Hugges?

- Chris Hughes, that's me.

Your name's Chris?

- Yea...

You kids are gonna want to get there early.

We're expecting overflow by 9.

Is there going to be liquor?

- Which part of "free drinks" on the flier didn't you understand?

Are you talking to me?

- No.

We're outta here.

Grab me a pack of cigarretes.

So you'll stop by the party?

Get jiggy with it?

Jiggy.. party...

Right...

Later.

Nice move, she'll definetly be there, man!

Put on a condom, I'll get you some.

And some biscuits, for later.

No.

Doyle, bad born guy.

No donkey.

Let's get this show on the road!

- What show? I said no band.

No, the show. My dad's huge monster truck

porn collection.

The folks went bowling last night,

and he forgot to lock his closet.

Your dad locks his closet?

- So I pulled a total Bond, sneaked in and grabbed it.

A little pre-party gig, gentlemen.

Slide over, b*tch!

- You slide over, b*tch!

Who are you calling a b*tch?

- B*tch, I'm calling you b*tch, b*tch.

Girls, do I need to separate you?

- Ok, let's just batten down the hatch, cause here comes the snatch.

This is awesome.

- Hello there, cowboy.

Time to settle up. Is that a gun in your pocket sheriff,

or are you just looking to bone me?

It looks like your sweet ass needs Brandon.

- Adam.. you got this from your dad's closet?

Yeah...

- That adds a whole new meaning to raw hide.

Your dad's playing with the wrong end of

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