Where's the Money Page #5

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You know so little

about white people.

- So little.

- They are terrified of being called racist.

If a white guy sees

a brother they seen before,

they're not gonna be like,

"oh, my god!

Antoine? I-is that you?"

Because they don't want to look

like some good ol' boy

that thinks all brothers

look the same.

But how are you so sure they

want you in the first place?

See, these days,

they need at least one token.

- One.

- You think you're gonna be

the only minority

trying to get in?

What are you gonna do

about your competition?

- Let me show.

- Okay, you ready?

You ready?

Do it, do it.

- Action

- charm.

- No, that's not charm.

- That's not what we rehearsed.

All right, you say "action. "

I'll do it then.

- Say action.

- I'm not saying "action. "

Charmed.

Greetings, gentlemen,

I'm here to rush.

Name?

Ah.

Chet buttersworth?

That's my name.

Head on in.

Next generation,

deep space nine...

No, that's an off-shore equity

hedge account, bro.

On there?

It's got several advantages

over javascript.

Nice to meet you.

Chet buttersworth.

Listen, don't you guys

find it a little odd

that they have

the white people over there

and... other people

right here?

We just sort of congregated

here by chance.

Chance, that's funny.

What's your name?

- Zack.

- Zack.

Kind of tall for an Asian...

6is what they're saying.

Me? I'm like,

"he's a human being. "

You guys know about the theme

parties they had last year?

No? Okay, just to name a few,

"no-fly list. "

"I've been working

on the railroad. "

They want you to build a wall

outside, right outside the frat.

They're like, "he doesn't even

speak English. "

I'm like, "he does

speak English," right?

Okay, guys, you could be

a part of the problem,

or you can be a part

of the revolution, yeah?

What do you guys say

we all come together?

Make it really explosive-

no pun intended-

We're not gonna put up

with any racist bullshit.

We're gonna

take back the night.

Take back the night's

a women's movement.

Don't kill my momentum.

I'm on a roll right now.

Guys, new slogan just for you.

"Token is broken," cool?

Token is broken.

Token is broken.

Token is broken, march!

Token is broken, yeah!

Token is broken!

Come on, black lead the pack!

The Asian trailblazin'!

Whoever you are,

en espaol! Andale!

Token is broken.

Token is broken.

Token is broken.

Token is broken.

Thank god

they're gone, right?

Don't worry, fellas,

I'm one of the good ones.

You know, I would say that

I'm slightly overqualified

for your organization,

but I play golf.

So, I mean, you know, that's

cool, got a hole in one.

- I'm into Polo, both kinds.

- Mm-hmm.

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