Where's the Money Page #4

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your ass about every single day?

If I get that money soon,

none of that even matters.

I can make this place

really special.

And if I got some money

left over, yeah,

I'm gonna budget in

some kicks and weed.

You thought

i was gonna leave that out?

- No, I didn't.

- Okay, good.

'Cause I got some right here.

You wanna smoke it?

- What is that?

- It's some weed.

It's a little, bitty weed.

You can barely see it.

Look.

What is wrong with you?

So what'd you come out here

to think about?

I'm trying to figure out

how we're going get into

that damn frat house

in the first place.

Don't worry.

I got a couple ideas.

Oh, no.

Hello, sir, deputy fire Marshall

frank mckasky.

Do you have the ds-367

certification

on your fire-inspection

certificate?

You need a certification

on your certificate?

Move out of my way.

Do you know

how flammable these are?!

I smell smoke.

I see what's going on here.

Took the batteries

out the smoke detector,

let the place burn down,

collect the insurance money.

Not on my watch.

Not on my watch!

- Yo, agh!

- Not on my watch!

Are you kidding me?!

Anybody here read the news?

Hmm? Of course not.

I'm surprised the lithium

battery on this thing

hasn't exploded yet.

This place is

a lot worse than I thought.

Somebody needs to take me

down to the basement right now!

Yo, what the hell

is going on?

Fire inspection.

I need you to take me down

to the basement right now,

check the foundation.

Yo, we had a fire inspection

a week ago, dog.

And you're lucky we didn't

shut you down then...

Dog.

If you're a fire inspector,

why does your little badge

say "guardia de seguridad"?

Budget cuts, motherf***er.

You know what?

I'm gonna go ahead and get

the f*** up out of here.

I'm confiscating this.

You, the fraternity letters,

that says "kox. "

You might wanna change that.

We just letting anyone

in the house now, huh?

That's my fault, man.

Think he took

your hoverboard.

F***.

I got it.

We rush the frat, bam.

Yep, that's what

I'm talking 'bout.

We get strapped, we get mean,

and we rush that motherf***er!

Excuse my friend,

ya'll, I'm sorry.

He's on drugs.

No, no, no,

i mean rush the frat.

It's rush week.

I'm gonna get in

by joining the fraternity.

That's what I'm talking about.

Keep it simple.

You're not a student.

- Juice.

- On it.

Got a guy that's gonna make

a fake ID

in a perfect name to fit

in the fraternity scene.

- Mm-hmm.

- Bam.

But all those bros

have already seen your face.

You think they're not gonna

call you out on that?

What's so funny?

- She don't know!

- She don't know.

- She's light-skinned.

- She don't know!

- What? What?

- Alicia, Alicia.

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