Where's the Money Page #3

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so you gotta get out

and get that cash.

Wait.

How much money?

A million dollars.

And it's in this flop house

in the basement.

The money's in the wall.

Ooh-whee! Ooh!

No.

You just walked in here

and act like you didn't know

that I was your daddy,

now you gonna come with that,

"ooh-whee!" Fake sh*t!

Y- you-

and all that sh*t!

I'm sorry, I apologize.

Now the only way

you gonna get that money

is you gonna do

what I tell you to do.

- And you know that that is?

- What's that?

Let me read you

a bedtime story.

- Come on, dad-

- you gonna- shut the f*** up

and let your daddy read you

a bedtime story, nigga.

This is a book here

is called

the long red train.

Okay, "there is a new cookbook

in the cafeteria.

Good morning,

little children students.

We have

a brand-new cookbook. "

- Can you read it without-

- shut the f*** up.

I'm gonna read it how

the f*** I wanna read it.

- I'm your daddy.

- Okay.

"I hope you like

the gourmet feast

that I made. "

We get to the flop house,

we go to the basement,

we get the money, our lives

are set, yo, I'm telling you!

- We gonna be rich, man!

- No, I'm gonna be rich.

Ya'll get 5% each, depending

on how much work you put in.

What the hell?

What has happened to the ghetto?

Chipotle got a valet?

Come on,

it's the next street up.

But how does chipotle

got a valet?

They done put a coffee bean

where they shot your man.

Sh*t! They turned the flop house

into a frat house.

What are we gonna do?

We get a drill, huh?

The same drills that

they dig the subways with.

We dig straight to the

basement El chapo style.

Right?

Then we grab the loot.

That's the plot

from ocean's 13.

You right, scratch that. I

say we go in with 17 monkeys.

- And a horse.

- That's planet of the apes, man.

- So you seen it.

- You got problems.

Like, I worry about you

sometimes, juice.

Okay, all right,

all right, del!

We get crank and dede.

That's Friday.

I had a feeling

you'd be up here.

- Hey.

- What, you're not gonna hit me, right?

Mmm...

So what are you doing

in my thinking spot?

Thinking.

What do you come up here

think about?

Honestly, thinking about

what I'd do with the money.

Hmm. Let me do

your shopping list for you.

- One, sneakers, two, weed.

- Ohh...

That's two things.

That's it.

You really think

that's what I would do?

Give me a reason not to.

Okay, listen, honestly,

I'm not doing this

for myself, okay?

I'm doing it for my mom.

This place is like her life.

If I don't do something big,

then she could lose it all.

If you care so much about her,

why don't you ever do

the little things she asks?

The rats?

The showers?

That ac unit she's been on

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