When a Woman's Fed Up Page #5

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Why?

Nothing.

Everything's all right.

Just looking out for my boy.

Come on, this is TT.

And your boy,

I know it's hard to believe,

is a grown man, baby.

That's right.

Your boy is a grown man.

And he don't need you

holding on to his jock strap.

That's right.

Once again, he don't need you

holding on to nothing.

Hell no.

Hey, I got some awesome plans

for our anniversary.

- You do?

- Mm-hmm.

I do too. I got something

for you too.

TT, come on.

I got something planned

for a walk outside.

- Ooh.

- Let's go take one.

Ooh!

All right now.

Hey, make sure when you done

with that pet

you put him in a cage, hear?

I hear you, moma Jean.

You got jokes, moma Jean.

Yes, I do. I am feeling

joyful today.

Ooh, make a joyful noise.

I'm going to make some tea.

Y'all want some tea?

Oh, I'd love a cup of tea, baby.

I'll help you.

Okay.

You better watch yourself.

Hey, baby, what you get

at the grocery store?

Everything. Costco.

What am I going to do?

Dinner was amazing.

And the movie?

Hilarious.

Matches our horrible dinner.

Tarlyn, you went to that buffet

about three times.

Girl, what's going on?

I don't know.

I can't stop eating.

I've been eating

like crazy lately.

I don't know what's going on.

Hey, wait, where's moma J?

She don't live here.

Oh, man! Whoo!

Daddy, what are you doing here?

Leroy, you better hurry up

with that mop, honey,

'cause there is water

everywhere!

- What?

- Oops.

I didn't know y'all were here.

Yeah, well, I was out there

trying to fix the toilet

up there,

and I made a little boo-boo.

I'm sorry.

Oh, my goodness.

Not again.

Dad, there's nothing wrong

with our plumbing.

Well, well, now, Tarlyn, baby.

There is a slight problem.

- You see, your daddy...

- Oh!

- What happened to you?

- I slipped!

- He ruined our bathroom.

- Oh, my goodness.

Daddy, you're always trying

to fix something.

You know, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, baby girl.

Let's get you some dry clothes.

Let's go up there

and fix your mess.

My mess?

You mean your mess!

No, no, no, no.

This is your mess.

You the one that backed up

the toilet in the first place

with one of your famous

atom bombs.

Oh, oh!

Wait a minute, wait a minute.

Hold on.

It doesn't sound like

y'all need a plumber.

Y'all need a bomb squad.

You dropping Hiroshimas in here.

Get out of here!

I cannot believe

you're embarrassing me

like that!

Wow. Hilarious.

What up, Troy? What up, Shae?

- Hi, TT.

- What's up, man?

- What you been up to?

- Oh, nothing.

Just chilling with my girl.

Shae, where's the rest

of the crew?

Oh, you mean Ray and Tarlyn?

- Yeah.

- Oh, okay, okay.

Because for a minute there

I thought you was talking about

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