When a Woman's Fed Up Page #3

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Ooh, wait a minute.

Let me find out, moma Jean,

how you know Candy Cane.

I do not know

no Candy Cane, girl.

I am a Christian. I do not hang

out with no heathens.

Fraternizing with them people.

But I thought christians

were supposed to love everyone.

We do love everybody,

and I do love everyone.

Everyone that's in my circle.

And everybody that ain't

in my circle who can't hang,

and they ain't a part

of my clique

and can't get with the program,

they are not a part of it,

and they ain't got

to be in it either.

No way, no sir.

Anyway, listen,

yeah, she know her.

Mm-hmm. Girl, you know

how that is.

Birds of a feather

flock together.

Yeah, I know.

Uh-uh, but listen here.

Girl, I am going

to tell you this,

and just know that you didn't

hear this from me.

Girl, sister Susie

is a stripper too.

I know that's her mother.

Yes. But you know what?

They probably one of those

mother and daughter

stripper tag teams.

No, I am not being

hypocritical.

I am being realistical.

Ooh, realistical.

I like that word, moma Jean.

I'm going to have

to use that one.

Realistical. Fool, don't you be

trying to be realistical.

No.

Fool, you better get

realistical,

'cause Jesus is watching you.

Oh, girl, there's this stripper

child up in here.

She like this new word.

"Realistical".

Look, child, it's Tarlyn.

She brought her up

and through here.

So if Tarlyn's got her

in her house I got to,

you know, allow her to just

hang out with me.

What am I going to do?

Maybe I can, you know,

teach her a little thing or two,

teach her how to be a lady.

Yeah, I got to, you know,

show my students

how to really live a good life.

Yeah, yeah.

All right, then.

Okay, you be blessed too.

All right, then. Bye.

Whoo!

Oh, my, my, my.

I must say that that

was a good prayer line.

But y'all didn't pray.

We gather information first,

and then we pray.

- Oh.

- Mm-hmm.

Oh, here, child.

Take this Bible and open it.

Act like you're reading it.

- What is it?

- Girl, just open the Bible.

- It's a Bible. Open it.

- A Bible?

What am I supposed

to do with that?

Turn it to the page of Acts.

That's what you're doing.

Acting.

Hey.

Hey, moma Jean.

Hey, TT.

What, y'all getting

your Bible study on?

Yeah, that's what we are

Studying.

You know, I got to get

some word in every day.

- But moma Jean...

- You know, praise the Lord,

this baby loves to study

her Bible.

Ain't she sweet?

Sweet she is.

Oh, thank you.

No, thank you,

for embracing the air

that I breathe.

TT?

TT, leave the woman alone.

I'm pretty sure

she's already taken.

Nope. Free, single,

and ready to mingle.

That's what I'm talking about.

Mmm. Well, you know,

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