What to Expect When You're Expecting Page #7

I'm just trying to do the right thing here.

- I didn't mean to...

- Then don't ask the wrong questions.

- Just forget that I said anything.

- No.

Just forget it 'cause I'll figure it out.

Whatever it is, it's not your problem.

- Rosie!

- It's fine.

I have to get back to the truck anyway.

HOLLY:
There he is!

Perfect. Okay, guys, look right here.

Big smile.

Aristotle! Good smile!

Okay, beautiful. You can pick up your prints

at the kiosk at the front.

KARA:
All right, everyone.

Aristotle needs his down time.

Okay, can we all wave bye-bye?

ALL:
Bye!

Thank you, nice friend.

So, how's Alex? Is he excited?

Yeah! Yeah! He's...

No. Actually, he's... I don't know.

I don't know. Maybe he's just not ready.

- They're never ready.

- Yeah.

Dude's group.

- What?

- Dude's group.

It's like Fight Club,

only there's no fighting,

everybody has babies,

they don't talk about what they do there.

I don't know what they do there

and I don't need to know.

All I know is that Craig started going

when I was pregnant with Henri

- and he's losing his sh*t.

- Yeah.

Now, he loves being a dad

and he never misses a Saturday.

You want Alex ready?

Send him to the dudes.

Your blood pressure is low

and you are in good health.

- And Dad's gonna keep you that way, right?

- Right.

- Look at these pamphlets.

- Thank you.

That's all we need to know.

Let's not go crazy with the research.

I love research. It soothes me.

Well then, you'll love the wall.

I'll see you both in a month.

Wow!

- Look at the wall!

- No, no, no, no.

I don't want to know about

everything that can go wrong.

Oh, my God! Look at this.

Okay, there's breast-feeding,

we have to know about this.

Cord-blood-banking,

this is very important these days.

You need to learn the Bradley Method.

And... What? Oh...

"Circumcision:
Yes or No?"

Of course. How is that even a question?

Actually, a lot of couples are choosing

not to circumcise these days.

- NURSE:
Interesting.

- Who said that?

The expert, honey.

So clearly, there's a question.

- That's why it says "Yes or No?"

- My answer is "Yes." Yes! Yes!

- My answer is, "I need to read about it."

- No more...

See you tomorrow, okay?

I'm not gonna forget it.

- Can I get a "I can do it"? You can do it!

- (GIRLS LAUGHING)

- I can do it!

- Who are you doing it for?

Oh, my God.

Damn, this show gives me the munchies.

JULES:
This is the beginning

of the rest of your life!

COURTNEY:
I so wanna do that slide-y thing.

MOLLY:
I feel so bad, but it's hilarious.

- COURTNEY:
No, no, this is just so funny.

- I hope they're having fun.

- Hi.

- Hi.

ROSIE:
Marco, this is Courtney and Molly.

- Hey. Nice to meet you.

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