What to Expect When You're Expecting Page #6
A little nausea. Some heartburn.
And my b*obs are killing me.
Plus, I have to pee every five minutes.
But it's just proof
that a miracle is happening inside of me.
So I'm so happy.
It is a miracle, isn't it?
I mean, I thought I'd have to
give up my Pilates, and my running
- and tennis and my strip-aerobics.
- Sure.
Oh, and kickboxing, just all my activities.
But it just turns out
I have all this extra energy.
- You know? You know?
- Oh, yeah.
Plus,
I'm like crazy-horny.
- Okay. Okay.
- I mean,
if I even get a whiff of Ramsey,
it's like I just have to pounce, you know?
And I gotta give this old boy credit.
He's still got that race car engine
that can go the distance.
- Hormones. What're you gonna do?
- Yeah. Yeah.
I don't know.
Maybe not talk about it at brunch?
WENDY:
Yep, that's what I'd do.GARY:
That's what I'd do, too.- (GRUNTING)
- We're on the same page on that one.
Honey, I know you can't have any
- so I'm gonna do one for you and the baby.
- The baby!
Sweet.
- Here's to the Coopers.
- Yeah, you know what, what the hell.
- WENDY:
Yeah.- (COUGHS)
Well, that was delicious.
Honey, I didn't make any of it.
You know Ramsey don't want me cooking.
- Your mom and I...
- Not my mom.
We sure wish y'all could stay longer.
Yeah. That's the thing. It's such a bummer,
but the missus
we have an appointment.
- Yes, at...
- Walmart.
- For paint.
- Yeah. And mulch.
Well, you know what they say.
Money isn't everything,
but sure keeps you connected to your kids.
- So how much you need?
- Dad, I don't need any money.
- I don't need any money.
- Come on. How much you need?
No, I don't need anything at all.
Thank you so much.
- Man pats.
- Man pats, that's great.
Come here, baby, give your mama a kiss.
- What?
- Okay...
- Baby.
- Okay.
My baby boy. I'm so proud of you.
You've grown up so fast.
Okay, Gary. Gar.
- What? Yeah.
- Okay.
- Awesome. This was so much...
- All right. We'll see y'all later.
Yeah, great, this was a thing, you know?
- Congratulations!
- Yeah, congrats.
RAMSEY:
Come back soon!WENDY:
Don't ever kiss her again.MARCO:
Well, um...Okay. Are you sure you took the test right?
You pee on a stick. It's idiot-proof.
No, I know. It's just, you know, one time.
ROSIE:
Yeah.So what do you want to do?
I don't know.
What do you want to do?
Look, I don't know.
I just found out, okay? You're the girl.
Don't you get to decide?
Great, great. So then it's all on me?
No. No, I didn't mean...
Sh*t. Should we get married?
"Sh*t. Should we get married?" Yeah.
No, it's just,
when you put it like that, that's...
Oh. I'm sorry, Rosie.
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