What's Your Number? Page #5
Just promise me you're not gonna put me
at the singles' table
with Sheila and her mom. Please.
Seating is really complicated.
Oh, my God.
Wait.
- Does that guy look familiar to you?
- No.
Oh, sh*t!
- (GASPS)
- What?
That's Disgusting Donald! I dated him.
- Did I ever meet him?
- No! Nobody did.
He's the reason I learned to cook.
(GROANS) We have nothing to eat!
Honey, let's go out tonight.
I don't know.
There's just so many people out there.
Come on. I want to try the new Korean
barbecue place everyone's talking about.
I can make Korean barbecue.
Easy. What do we need?
Uh, a table with a grill built into it.
That guy doesn't look disgusting at all.
He's actually kind of cute.
I know, but I really think it's him.
All right, well, go say hi and see.
Mmm.
Ally?
- Donald?
- Oh, my gosh.
- It is you.
- Hi.
Hi. I can't believe it.
Yeah, well...
Oh, Ally, please meet my fiance, Cara.
- Hi.
- This is Ally.
- Nice to meet you.
- You, too.
Wow. So, how did you guys meet?
- At a conference.
- At a conference.
Can you believe it?
She's a rocket scientist.
- No, I'm not.
- Yes, you are.
I'm actually just an engineer,
but he loves to say that.
- You know, I'm not the typical...
- I get it.
Ally and I are old friends.
What are you doing here?
Oh, I'm just tasting some cake
for my wedding.
- Oh!
- I'm marrying a scientist, too.
Yeah, he doesn't look smart either.
I'm here with my sister
because he's up in the North Pole
dealing with the whole icecap situation.
- Oh.
- Yeah.
I can't believe that he said
that we were just friends.
Like I was the embarrassment!
He had man b*obs, big hairy ones.
God! I can't believe it's the same guy.
He looks so good now. He even looks taller.
A lot of men get better with age.
I mean, you said it yourself,
Eddie used to be a total douche.
People change.
You're right.
Daisy, you're a genius.
I don't have to be celibate or go over 20.
What do you mean?
Donald can't be my only ex
who's gotten better with time.
(EXHALES) Okay.
Love you.
(ANIMAL PLAYING)
(SIGHS)
Right.
(READING)
Okay. Huh!
Jake Adams' dad.
Jake Adams' Facebook.
Okay.
Jake Adams III.
No, Jake Adams IV.
Oh, forget it.
All right, moving on, for now.
What do we have next?
Mike Miller.
Eleven million results?
Holy sh*t!
From Cresskill, New Jersey.
Eight million results! What the f***?
Mike Miller from Cresskill, New Jersey,
obsessed with Bruce Springsteen,
big balls, tiny penis?
What? No! God!
Oh, God, stop it! No!
[AUTOMATED VOICE]: Goodbye.
(GROANS)
(LIVELY MUSIC PLAYING)
Balls.
(SINGING) You know, I swing them
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