What's Your Number? Page #4
Now you're at 20.
- Shut up.
- I have to admit
that I just did not think
it was gonna happen this quickly,
but I'm so excited.
Hey, Eddie, Ally's gonna get married.
- Great.
- He's thrilled.
I know you're just being a b*tch,
but maybe he is my husband.
Maybe it's fate. Now we've got
a great story to tell our grandkids.
I don't know
why I never considered him before.
(SNIFFING)
He's not my husband.
(TAP RUNNING)
- Morning.
- Morning.
- Hey, you're out of toilet paper.
- Okay.
Oh, did you make coffee?
No. There's a Starbucks
on your way to the T.
Oh, that's okay.
Did you get the newspaper?
No, no, I don't get that.
(KNOCK AT DOOR)
- Morning, 6-C.
- That's not mine.
Okay. I locked myself out of my apartment.
My keys and wallet, everything,
it's over there. Can I use your phone?
Sure, of course, let me just get that.
Hey, Roger, why don't we talk later?
Because I think 6-A really needs my help.
- Colin.
- Hi.
- Nice to meet you.
- Yeah.
So,
how about some dinner tonight?
- Tonight, tonight?
- Mmm-hmm.
Oh, we have that tenants' meeting tonight.
Oh! That's right. Tenants' meeting.
(SNIFFING)
Oh, we're trying to get
this very loud bird evicted.
But why don't I call you later
and we'll figure out
maybe another time
that we can get together.
Okay.
[ALLY]:
Bye.Hi, I'm Roger.
Hey, do you think the woman
coming out of your apartment
could have helped you
with the "being locked out" problem?
(LAUGHING)
Okay.
Uh, I had a little situation
that I needed to get out of,
not unlike your situation here, so I...
Lied to her, then lied to me?
I look at it as trying
to avoid hurt feelings.
Wow.
This is pretty cool. Where'd you get this?
I made it.
- No sh*t.
- Sh*t.
Listen, I don't want to have anything to do
with your crusade to sleep
with every woman in Boston, okay?
They're kind of like my sisters.
Wow. I thought you'd be cooler than this.
I saw that toast you made on YouTube.
Seemed like you had
a good sense of humor.
Those b*tches put my toast up
on YouTube?
How did you see it already?
I got everybody in the building
on Google Alert.
I come from a family of cops,
it's in my nature to dig up dirt.
Guy in 4-D tried to marry his dog.
- No! Bandit?
- Oh, yeah.
All right, well, looks
like the coast is clear.
Thank you. You're a peach.
You're a pig.
Mmm.
(GRUNTS)
This is good.
Okay, okay, that's enough.
I think the idea is just to taste them.
Why? Nobody's ever gonna
see me naked again.
Yeah, like you're really gonna be celibate.
I don't have a choice.
I said I was gonna stop at 20,
and now, thanks to
that finger-smelling f***, I'm at 20.
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