What's the Worst That Could Happen? Page #3

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- I know...

- OK.

- I love her.

- No, no.

Son, son, she wrong for you.

She too decent.

What?

Whatever happened to Sharon,

that nice con girl from Chicago?

- Two years upstate.

- For what?

- For conning people.

- No.

Yeah. But, see, with Sharon,

it was just sex.

- That's good.

- But with Amber...

- Well, it's still sex.

- That's good.

- But we talk.

- Talk?

Yes. It's so amazing to wake up

with someone and just talk.

Talk? You ain't Oprah.

Hey, honey bun, how are you?

- Mmm. How ya doin'?

- All perky and sh*t.

Hey, look what the cat drug in.

Hey, something cold

and Bavarian, barkeep.

- You got it, buddy.

- Berger.

- Hey, what's up, Kevin dog?

- What's up?

Everything's sweet now.

Hey, to all the women I loved

and who loved me back. Salud.

You better not let Anne Marie

hear you talkin' that sh*t.

Aw, don't worry, man.

She'll nev...

It's Anne Marie.

What, does she have radar?

Berger, best thing

that ever happened to me.

Sweetheart.

Pleasure to meet you, Berger.

And any friend of Kevin's

probably works nights.

I gotta get back to work myself.

See you later.

- It's a delight and a pleasure.

- Sooner than later.

Nice ass.

Hey, man, what did I just say?

I'm sorry, dog.

I didn't know you meant it.

Come on, most of the girls

you go out with are, you know...

Yeah, well,

this one's different.

She got a degree

in anthropology.

I'll remember that if I ever

need to phone a friend, OK?

- Do that.

- Hey, Kevin, I got one.

- What?

- Tonight.

Big score. Safe as houses.

Safe as houses?

A paradox, as they say.

Yes. In fact,

it is a house of which I speak.

- Well, talk to me.

- You ever read the papers?

I used to,

but the news kept changin'.

- Ever hear of Max Fairbanks?

- The big tycoon?

Hey, this better be good.

Oh, you're gonna love this, man.

Check it out.

Come on.

I want you to read that.

"Billionaire Max Fairbanks

today put Trigram real estate...

"a division of T.U.I.,

into Chapter 11."

The man's broke,

and we gonna rob him?

Oh, don't cry for him,

Argentina.

This man would steal your moms

if he wanted corn bread.

This is one of those

legal heists.

Big business... that's where

they really teach you to steal.

No heavy lifting.

Do it while you're on vacation.

And brothers like us

don't even have a dental plan.

Come on, read on.

"Under the terms

of the Chapter 11 agreement...

"Fairbanks no longer has access

to various properties...

"including West Chop...

"his Marblehead

beach-front residence."

The man can't even

get in his own house?

- Always makes me laugh.

- The old upstairs hall light.

Why don't they just

hang out a sign...

"Welcome, burglars.

No one home."

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