What's New Pussycat Page #6

Synopsis: Michael James, a notorious womanizer, desperately wants to be faithful to his fiancée Carole, but runs into serious problems since every woman he meets seems to fall in love with him. His psychoanalyst Dr. Fassbender can't help him either since he's busy courting one of his patients who in turn longs for Michael. A catastrophe appears on the horizon as all the characters check into the Chateau Chantelle hotel for the weekend not knowing of each other's presence.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Clive Donner
Production: United Artists
  Nominated for 1 Oscar. Another 3 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.2
Rotten Tomatoes:
29%
APPROVED
Year:
1965
108 min
797 Views


- Forgive me, I...

I saw your lips standing there.

Why don't I go into the bedroom?

I wait for you in bed.

# Here I am

# Here I stay

# All of my life I'll be what you

# Want me to be

# All that I ask

# Is that you just keep loving me

Here I come, dear.

I'm all shaven.

Everything's off.

I'm here. Uh... I'm up here.

Dear? Uh, fragrance?

Dear, are you OK? Is it...?

I'm going to get into the bed now.

Dear! Come on, dear.

Let's go! Here I am!

Um...

What?

Sweetheart?

Here...

Carole?

Um...

Are... are you asleep?

You're crumpled on the floor, right?

All right. Good night!

Listen, we're strangers, fella.

Take it easy.

Take...? I was sitting there quietly

and you jumped on top...

- How'd you like my poems?

- They're very beautiful and quite moving.

Did you like the one about peaceful

coexistence, Ode To A Pacifist Junkie?

- Yes. I thought it was very sexy.

- Oh.

Actually, the poem wasn't about sex,

it was a plea for better housing.

Now, look...

I've got a sexual block.

It's a thing with me.

I don't wish to cause you any conflict.

No, no, you're perfectly right.

I must face up to the problem.

I can't go on the rest of my life

being a semi-virgin.

What, in the name of all that's gracious,

is a semi-virgin?

Here, I'm a virgin.

In America, I'm not.

What do they do?

Stamp it on your passport?

- Now, listen to me.

- Uh-oh.

I feel faint.

Excuse me for a minute.

I'm going into the bathroom

to take an overdose of sleeping pills.

I like you.

You're a nice, stable girl.

She'll be all right.

There's nothing to worry about.

I thought she was joking. It was all poems

and "Don't touch me". She's weird.

They're only phenobarbital.

She only had a couple.

She came out of the bathroom

and looked very odd

and I gave her a little...

nibble on the neck.

Like that, you see?

Then she fell on the floor.

- A nibble?

- A nibble.

- How are you?

- Sorry about that. I got panicky.

Mademoiselle Belmont

will stay overnight, OK?

Oh, surely. Have a good night's pill.

Pussycat?

Pussycat?

Carole?

Miss Werner!

Carole!

Please repeat after me.

"The pen is blue."

The pen is blue.

I go, she goes, we go, they go.

I go, she goes, we go, they go.

Where were you last night?

That's all I want to know!

- I told you not to visit when I'm at work.

- You didn't sleep in your room!

Unless you're ready to get serious,

it's not your business.

All right, we disagree.

Let's discuss it.

- There is nothing to discuss!

- There is nothing to discuss.

- There is plenty to discuss.

- There is plenty to discuss.

I am serious and you are not.

Don't feel obligated.

- I love you, pussycat!

- I love you, pussycat.

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Submitted on August 05, 2018

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