What's New Pussycat Page #4

Synopsis: Michael James, a notorious womanizer, desperately wants to be faithful to his fiancée Carole, but runs into serious problems since every woman he meets seems to fall in love with him. His psychoanalyst Dr. Fassbender can't help him either since he's busy courting one of his patients who in turn longs for Michael. A catastrophe appears on the horizon as all the characters check into the Chateau Chantelle hotel for the weekend not knowing of each other's presence.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Clive Donner
Production: United Artists
  Nominated for 1 Oscar. Another 3 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.2
Rotten Tomatoes:
29%
APPROVED
Year:
1965
108 min
787 Views


is that stripping is not sexy.

No, not in the slightest.

I can speak with a certain authority on this

because I've seen this show

a hundred times.

- You've seen this a hundred times?

- Mm.

Then admit it, Mr James. Admit you

come here merely searching for love.

- I admit it.

- Well, I'm glad you admitted it.

Otherwise I'd have had to lock you

in a dark closet, you naughty man.

Oh, that's beautiful.

Victor, give me a hand

with my armour, will you, please?

That's the back, you fool! Ooh! Oh!

Sorry.

Did I hurt you?

Yes, I am, I'm going.

I have tickets Saturday night

to a Lautrec exhibition.

Toulouse-Lautrec.

One of my favourite small men.

- Where's my robe?

- He's one of my favourite painters.

- This is the back.

- I'm sorry.

You would appreciate Lautrec.

He has a very sensitive line.

Used colour very sparingly

but made a point with line.

The helmet.

Victor, Victor, will you help me

with my veil, please?

Saturday night, I have tickets

to a Lautrec exhibition.

- He was a marvellous painter.

- I'm busy Saturday night. Hurry up.

- Do you like Lautrec at all?

- You've put it the wrong way around.

- He's short, but fun.

- Let me do it alone.

I'm sorry, they're all boys in my family.

And now, the Crazy Horse

presents Mademoiselle Liz... Bien.

Pussycat.

# Hear your name and I'd start to cry

# There is just no getting over you

# The girl who's in my little red book

# Just never could replace your love

# And each girl in my little red book

knows you're the one I'm thinkin' of

# Won't you please come back to me?

# Without your precious love

I can't go on

# Where can you be?

# I need you so much

# All I do is to talk about you

# Hear your name and I start to cry

# There is just no getting over you

# Oh-oh-oh

# Won't you please come back to me?

# Without your precious love

I can't go on

# Where can you be?

# I need you so much

# All I do is to talk about you

# Hear your name and I start to cry

# There is just no getting over you

# All I do is to talk about you

# Hear your name and I start to cry...

Ah!

You're working here? There's something

exciting about a place like this after hours.

The empty seats

and the smell of greasepaint.

- What is that?

- I dunno. Probably just a short.

What is it?

I don't know, but I don't want

to be here when it gets hungry.

- Victor, I'm scared.

- Don't panic, it may be nothing.

- You can panic now.

- Let's get out of here, quick.

My wife, I'll kill her!

I'll kill my wife!

Pardon me, drunk,

but you can't come in here.

She makes a fool of me,

she makes a fool... I kill her! I kill him!

Why don't you go home and sleep it off?

She cheats with him.

I kill him! I kill him!

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