We're the Millers Page #5
- ... that we have here at the club.
- Like what?
Todd:
Like, I want you to start havingsex with the customers for money.
What? That's totally
illegal, Todd.
Come on, what are you gonna do?
I gotta stay competitive with those
f***ers who opened up across the street.
You mean the Apple Store?
Yeah, and they're killing us.
Oh, God.
That's it. I can't do it.
I quit.
Did you hear the good news?
Now we get to f*** the
customers for money.
- Wha...?
I'm out of here. I am out of here.
I quit.
F***.
F***.
(SIGHS)
(GROANS)
So, Casey, I guess it's nice
for you to get your hair cut.
Being homeless and all...
I'm not homeless, fucktard. I have a home.
But I left because my parent...
Shut up, okay? Please. I don't need to
hear your hard-luck backstory right now.
I rented Precious on Netflix eight months
ago and I still haven't watched the thing.
Here. You know what?
Just give me a little peace and quiet
and buy yourself some new clothes.
You know, the kind of stuff that loved
children wear. Not this garbage.
All right? Thank you.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, stop.
You're fine. You already
like a total dipshit.
Here. You're gonna need it. You
look like Eminem from 8 Mile.
(CHUCKLES)
Go with her. Make sure
she doesn't steal it.
And stay the f***
out of Hot Topic.
WOMAN:
David Clark?Okay, what are we doing today?
Yeah, I say, give me
something that says:
"I get up every morning at 5:30 and
commute for an hour to a bullshit job... "
...where my boss expects me
to kiss his balls all day...
...so I can afford to
keep my ungrateful
kids decked out in Dora
the Explorer sh*t...
...and my wife up to her fat
ass in self-help videos...
"... until the day I get the courage
to put a shotgun in my mouth. "
(MAN CLEARS THROAT)
Right here.
Yeah. That's it. That's the one.
All right.
Get a full body check.
(BEEPS)
(BEEPS)
Sorry.
Hi, you folks have
everything you need?
Oh, you betcha!
Yeah, we're heading out on a family vacay
here, you know? Off to see grandma, huh?
Well, you have a lovely family.
Oh, thank you very much. Yeah, this
is my son, Kenny Miller, right here.
- And my lovely daughter...
- Casey?
Casey. Casey Miller, that's right.
And I'm David Miller.
We're the Millers.
Yeah, now, you know, I got my hands
full here. Couple of kooky teenagers.
Yeah, I'm going through all those
typical teenage girl issues like:
Finals and college
applications...
...and am I gonna
get asked to prom.
Plus, I haven't gotten my
period in two months...
...which is really weird because
I've mostly just been doing anal.
(KENNY COUGHS)
Ha-ha-ha! Oh, that's enough.
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