We're Not Married! Page #4
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With the best Mr. and Mrs. program on
the air paying you 5,000 bucks a week...
why can't you figure out
a way to get along together?
Why, if it ever got out to
the papers the way you fight--
Who is the next on the list?
Next we have
Twombley's Miracle Skin Food.
- For those hungry little pores?
- It's the customary way.
I don't know how
exactly what the rest of me eats.
I don't care
if they're starving, I am not--
May we have the next one?
Next we've got Pasternak's Factory
Tested P*ssy-willow Mattresses.
Know 'em well.
They're stuffed with cat hair.
They're the kind they hang on walls in
insane asylums-- And don't you say it!
Don't say what? I don't know
what on earth you're talking about!
- You were gonna make a crack.!
- I wasn't gonna say--
- You were gonna say something
about where I came from.
- Ramona, my dear...
- Well, he was going to. I know him.
He never muffed a line like that in his life.
He never misses an opportunity.
[ Laughing Continues, Louder ]
- Who's dead?
- This is more like it.
Well, what's it say?
- [ Ramona ] Oh, no.!
- [ Steve ] Yes,yes.
Oh, I don't believe it.
Look. [ Laughing ]
Oh, it's like
It's like sweet bells
across the countryside at twilight.
This is dreadful.
You'll have to get remarried at once.
I mean it!
This is a Mr. and Mrs. program.
You may not be happy, but, by Godfrey,
you're supposed to be married anyway.
Go away, little man, go away.
This news has unseated
this poor fellow's reason.
I'll have to see
Mr. Twitchell about this immediately.
- What a glorious day it is, to be sure.
- [ Thunderclap ]
If there were birds this high,
they'd be singing away like
- Gladwyn. Let's get organized here.
- Yes, Mr. Twitchell?
What is all this nonsense about your
not wanting to get married again?
Well, it's true, sir. Heaven has finally
blessed our union with a little annulment.
Well, I'm afraid you'll
have to skip it this time.
We've got a nice set-up here, and if
you're not married, we're cooked.
They'd laugh us off the air
if our all-American couple...
blew a gasket in
the middle of the wheatcakes.
Check on a church or something
for these people to get married
again right away.
- Congratulations, folks.
-Just a minute there.
- Yes?
yourself, Mr. Twitchell.
- We're not getting married again.
- Why not?
Because Mrs. Gladwyn and I have built
too many of our hopes on this day...
to have our happiness destroyed
with the wave of a hand.
In addition to which,
I can't stand him.
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