Wayne's World 2 Page #4

- Yes! Absolutely!

- I had the same dream.

- Del, you'll really love Aurora.

- Who's Aurora, anyway?

Frank, this is Bobby.

Did you get the tape?

What'd you think?

Definitely. She sounds great.

Yeah, the band is terrible.

It's a garage band.

They can't, I'm sure.

I'm working with them.

I'm still in this studio in Aurora.

What the hell you doing there?

- She wants to stay here.

- Why?

Same reason they all want to stay,

she's got a boyfriend.

Don't worry. I'll get rid

of the boyfriend and the band.

I'd like to finish the album in IA.

All right, Bobby.

Let's just get it done, OK?

And there I am in Sri lanka,

formerly Ceylon, at 3am,

looking for 1,000 brown M&Ms

to fill a brandy glass,

or Ozzy

wouldn't go on stage that night.

Jeff Beck pops his head

round the door

and mentions there's a little

sweet shop on the edge of town.

We go, and it's closed.

There's me and Keith Moon

and David Crosby

breaking into this

little sweet shop, right?

Instead of a guard dog, they've got

this bloody great big Bengal tiger.

I managed to take out the tiger

with a can of mace,

but the shop owner and his son,

that's a different story altogether.

I had to beat them to death

with their own shoes.

Nasty business, really,

but sure enough, I got the M&Ms,

and Ozzy went on stage

and did a great show.

That was excellent.

To put on a really great rock show,

like Knebworth in England

or Woodstock,

there is only one place

you can do it, and that's here,

at Adlai Stevenson Memorial Park,

in the playing fields.

We better go check it out.

So, Wayne...?

I hear you're putting on

some kind of concert.

That's good. People need to be

entertained, need the distraction.

I wish somebody'd do something

to block out the voices in my head,

the voices that scream over and over,

"Why do they come to me to die?

Why do they come to me to die?"

- What do we do now?

- Here. Let me look at it.

Get the flashlight.

OK. There's the main gate,

and here we are.

- No, we're over here.

- I don't think so.

We turned left at the gate,

so that would put us...

Garth! Wait a minute.

I know where we are.

I'm pretty good with maps.

- Listen.

- What?

- Turn it off!

- I can't turn it off! I can't turn it off!

Waynestock? You'd purposely invite

rock 'n' roll into our community?

What's wrong

with a little entertainment?

Entertainment is fine, but this...

We have lots of big acts

that come through here.

- Ice Capades, Tiny Toons, Kenny G...

- Kenny G?

We don't even get

to apply for a permit?

We would love to put on

a rock concert... not!

Betty Jo, could we have the permits

for a festival, please?

Thank you. You must fill out

Rate this script:0.0 / 0 votes