Wayne's World 2

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OK. All right.

All right. Here we are

in our new surroundings,

the abandoned Acme Doll factory

in downtown Aurora, Illinois.

- An official babe lair.

- It'll be Chick Central.

I feel sorry for guys

who still live with their parents.

OK. You've probably noticed

we're on early tonight.

Usually, at this time on Aurora

Cable, you're watching Plant World.

They didn't want our 10:30 time slot.

But we were able to talk Plant World

into changing with Cooking World.

Although they didn't want to change.

Fortunately, White Supremacy World

was cancelled and the trades worked.

Finally, the reason we're on early

is because we're going to a concert

tonight in Chicago.

- Excellent.

- Yes.

Did I mention

that we'll be seeing Aerosmith?

Until next week,

good night and party on.

- Party on, Wayne!

- Party on, Garth.

And we're out.

- All right! Let's move, people!

- All right. Garth!

- To the Mirthmobile.

- The Mirthmobile!

All right!

Hi. I'm Wayne Campbell. Excellent.

Welcome to Wayne's World 2.

Let me bring you up to speed.

Come on.

There's a lot to tell you,

so let's take the scenic route.

A year has passed. I'm a little older

and a little wiser.

I'm starting to get hair

in really weird places.

I feel like

I'm turning into Sasquatch.

I still go out

with my girlfriend Cassandra.

She's cutting a record demo

right now.

Her career's really taking off.

You remember Cassandra, don't you?

What a babe! She'd give a dog a bone!

But you know,

even though I live on my own now,

everybody's really hassling me

to do something with my life.

To become an adult.

I feel like I'm in a John Hughes

"rites de passage" movie.

But what I'd really like to do

is something extraordinary.

Something big, something mega,

copious, capacious, cajunga.

But I'll probably

end up working at Great America,

mopping up hurl and lung butter.

You remember my best friend

Garth Algar, right?

I almost forgot.

This year, Garth finally got pubes.

You didn't tell them

about my pubes, did you?

No, of course not.

You are listening to WPIG, the Pig.

- All rock, all the time.

- WPIG Aurora.

Handsome Dan coming at you on

the short side of nine bells at WPIG,

America's rock authority. What do

you say we check in with Mr Scream?

God, Handsome Dan is so cool.

He must get a million chicks.

I bet he's totally studly and buffed.

With that voice,

he's gotta be a babe magnet.

Welcome to Mikita's.

How may I serve you?

I'd like 'rullers, 'ugar, 'ucks

and a Mikita 'cup...

And then I think I would like a large...

...with 'eam.

And could I please have

'elly donut and...

...raspberry and a 'nge drink?

- What?

- I'm sorry. And 'eaker 'oken.

- Let me recap the order.

A cruller, two sugar pucks,

a large coffee with cream,

a raspberry jelly doughnut,

orange drink, a box of five-holes.

- Yeah.

- Thank you. Drive around, please.

I'm so psyched.

Aerosmith's gonna kick ass!

But where are we supposed

to meet Cassandra?

Backstage laminates.

Encore! Encore!

Let's go!

Garth! Somebody just grabbed my butt!

- All right!

- I feel weird.

It's like a thousand fingers

urging you to let go.

- I'm having fun.

- Excellent!

- You guys wail! You guys rule, man!

- Lunch is here!

- Dude looks like a lady...

- So do you!

All right! Coming by!

Excuse me!

Where is the backstage area?

Excuse us. Excuse me.

They're cool.

- There she is. Cassandra!

- Campbell!

- Campbell!

- There she is.

- Sorry we couldn't sit together.

- No troubles. Great concert!

I want you to meet somebody.

This is Bobby Cahn of Sharp Records.

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