Wayne's World Page #3

Let me stand

Let me stand

next to your fire

Excuse me.

Um, excuse me.

What?

I'd like to get by now.

Get out of my face,

you little dweeb.

Ohh!

Ow!

I have only one

itchin' desire

Let me stand

next to your fire

Ohh

Let me stand

next to your fire

[ Mission:
Impossible

Theme Plays ]

You don't

care for me

I don't care

about that

You got a new fool,

I like it like that

I have only

one burnin' desire

Let me stand

next to your fire

Excuse me.

Hey, let me stand

next to your fire

What do you want,

you little dweeb?

Oh, let me stand

next to your fire

Aah!

Thank you.

You say your mama

ain't home

It ain't my concern

Just don't play with me

and you won't get burned

Oh, dream weaver

I believe you can

get me through--

She's a babe!

Schwing!

Ohh

Yeah

Ohh

Ohh, ohh

Ohh

Hey

Ow, ow! Ha ha!

Hyah!

Yeah.

Ow! All right.

Ohh.

I love this woman.

Hey, Raymond, club soda

with a lime, please.

And would you

get me a towel?

Boy, you really wail.

Thanks.

Hey, you're that

party time guy on TV.

Wayne, right?

Yes, and you are?

Cassandra.

Cassandra.

Rough night, huh?

Everybody's kung fu fighting.

Yeah. Well,

nice meeting you.

Hey, hold on!

Can I call you sometime?

You got 5 bucks,

you can come to the rent party.

It's at my loft.

I'm there.

I got to go.

The club owner's trying to dick me

out of some money.

O.K. O.K.

See how many

people I--

That bass player's

a babe.

She makes me feel

kind of funny,

like when we used

to climb the rope in gym class.

You said I get

cash up front.

She will be mine.

Oh, yes.

She will be mine.

Pardon me.

Do you have

any Grey Poupon?

Garth,

just sit there.

He's going to put

that on your melon.

O.K., but

just a trim.

Don't buzz me,

all right?

Uhh!

Uhh!

Uhh!

Uhh! Uhh! Uhh!

Oh, no!

Russell, stop the tape.

So, what do you think?

I think it's two chimps on

a davenport in a basement.

I'm not sponsoring this.

I got spots on Love Boat,

but this?

What is this?

Mr.Vanderhoff,

this is your audience.

They're the same kids

that line up at Noah's Arcade.

It looks so cheesy.

That's where

I come in.

Russell's

our best producer.

He does Chicago P.M.

with Elaine Ronkey,

Sunshine Saturday,

The African-American Digest.

Never heard of that.

It's on very late.

It won several awards.

I think I'll stick

with Love Boat.

If I may,

speaking from

a producer / director standpoint,

kids can relate

to this show.

These guys

aren't phonies.

Kids can spot phonies.

They're very smart.

Kids know dick.

I watch them

in my arcades.

They stand like

laboratory rats

hitting the feeder bar

to get food pellets.

As long as they pump in quarters,

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