Vampire's Kiss
- R
- Year:
- 1988
- 103 min
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I got up, took a shower,
made myself coffee.
I kept telling myself, "I'll wake her up
after I do this or this little step..."
No, that's not true really.
I knew I was going to delay
waking her up for as long as possible.
What was it you really wanted?
I wanted her, same as always,
I wanted her to disappear.
I wanted her to be
the hell out of there.
And she got the hell out of there.
She took the hint. She woke up, you were
fully dressed, ready to go to work.
More or less, yeah. She took the hint.
And yet, just the night before...
You wanted her very badly?
Yeah.
I know. Really badly.
He can stretch himself...
He can stretch himself
from here to Ethiopia if he wants to.
- No. We said him already.
- No. The Rubber Man.
He's the last of the Fantastic Four
we've been searching for.
- The missing link, yes?
- No. We already said him.
Oh, look. There's a taxi. Taxi!
We are not in need
of coach service, my lady.
This is my kingdom, and my palace
is but two blocks from here.
- Come on.
- Be off...
Goddamn you, f*ck. Cocksuckers!
Be off!
You f*cking cocksuckers, f*cks...
Fireball.
And the one
that's made of big brown stones.
That's Brownstone Man.
No. That's not his name.
It's Lighter Brown.
Maybe...
God, the telephone company.
How can I take home a girl
who works for the phone company?
Go on. Go home.
I'm the director of personnel.
She hires those incompetents. Oh, no!
What do you do, Mr. Wise Guy?
Literature.
Yes...
Yes.
- You play chess?
- Yeah, excellently.
Checkmate.
Does that mean you win?
All right, now. Just relax.
Right.
- Shit.
- Shoo.
"Shoo?"
There's a... Never mind.
- Did you get it out?
- Let's go.
If I'd known you had
a f*cking roommate...
Taxi!
Alva.
Yes, Mr. Loew.
All right, Frank Heatherton wants a copy
of the first contract he had...
for the sale of his short story...
Rattlesnake Hills...
to Der Spiegel.
It seems that's the first foreign sale
he's ever had...
and suddenly
he wants to frame the agreement.
Now, the story was sold in 1963.
And I know that's a long time
before either I was here or you were here...
but there is no reason why the agency
shouldn't have a copy of it.
under "Heatherton."
I looked under "Rattlesnake Hills"...
but I am asking you to go through
It is a very fat file and nothing
is in order and it will take hours.
But it will be there.
Somewhere.
Please find it and bring it to me.
Yes, Mr. Loew.
Peter, Joel Reznick on 0-2.
Mr. Loew?
Mr. Loew, are you there?
Starting with your earliest years
when you...
somehow were taught to expect...
something that wasn't even
halfway attainable.
Peter.
- Well, I guess my time is up.
- We have a couple more minutes.
You know...
lately...
you have always been telling me
when our time is up.
And I just wonder if maybe...
Does it make you feel a little insecure
when I'm saying...
- Well, what?
- Nothing.
I was remembering...
I brought this girl up to my place
the other night.
Really hot, you know.
And we're on the bed.
Suddenly, this bat comes swooping down
out of nowhere.
A bat?
Holy shit.
But this really happened.
This part, I don't know if this really
happened or I dreamt it later.
I mean, I'm fighting this bat off all alone,
and I'll be damned if I didn't get...
Really turned on.
- You were aroused?
- Yeah.
But you said just a few seconds before
you were in the throes of passion.
- I know.
- So then you were aroused.
- With the girl?
- Yes, with the girl.
Oh, sure. Absolutely.
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