Valentine's Day Page #6

- Nothing?

Nothing. Not a peep. But she's just waiting

for me to say something. I'm like a statue.

Do finally she says.

"All right. I'll meet you here at 6:30."

Dhe knew what you were going to say.

Yep. Yeah. Dhe's been reading my mind

like that for 51 years.

The pretty girl was Grandma. Right?

The pretty girl is Grandma. Right?

- When are we gonna get there. Grandpa?

- Coming up to Moorpark.

Making a left turn right here.

What's Moorpark spelled backwards?

EDIDON:
I don't know.

- "Kraproom."

- Grandpa.

- And don't say that in school.

WOMAN:

Hello. Diena Bouquet.

REED:
I'll come with you on runs.

ALPHONDO:
You got it.

REED:

But we gotta hustle. They're flying in now.

I'm always hustling. Baby.

REED:
No. No. No. Like. "hustle" hustle.

Like. No. Don't dilly-dally. Okay?

Let me tell you. I don't dilly-dally.

- I only upsy-daisy.

- All right.

[PERCY DLEDGE'D "WHEN A MAN LOVED

A WOMAN" PLAYD OVER DPEAKERD]

When a man loves a woman

Crazy businessman.

This guy. Like. He wants to give

family discounts to his 30 cousins.

What is this?

What have you got going...?

Excuse me. Can I help you?

I'd like to send a dozen of those

to the best girl at my school.

- And this musical card.

- A dozen of those with thi...?

This... It's...

Okay.

- All right. Where am I sending these to?

- Falcon Crest Elementary.

You can MapQuest it.

I actually know where it's at.

I got a friend that goes there.

Cool. During recess

would be the best time.

When you get there. Just hand me

the flowers. And I'll do the rest.

- Okay?

- I'll be there. Thank you. Sir.

What's up with the cutest kid in the world

coming in here?

And he shorted me. He just gave me. Like.

15 bucks for a $55 arrangement.

- Could I please have my receipt?

- What. Did you get audited last year?

I did.

They always get the good guys.

I'm telling you. Here.

Thanks.

JADON:

Do. Like. Last night. Amazing.

This morning.

She couldn't get away fast enough.

Any chance there was a little. Shall we say.

Disappointment on her part?

No. What? No. None.

At all.

- Well... No. No. No. It was fine.

- Fine's not good enough. Dude.

It was better than fine.

It was a solid A.

Minus. B plus. A minus. A minus.

I hate Valentine's Day.

Why can't these guys deliver their

flowers to their girlfriends themselves?

- Wait. What?

- They just dump them in the mailroom.

- I mean. If they don't wanna take the time to...

- Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.

- It's Valentine's Day today?

- Hello?

Happy Valentine's Day.

Wha...? No. It's a Monday.

Valentine's Day always falls on a Thursday.

That's Thanksgiving. Hoosier-head.

- Really?

- You're 25. You thought that for 25 years?

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