Unseen + Untold: National Lampoon's Animal House Page #5

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- Wait a minute. That's not a star.

It's moving too fast.

It's probably a 707. Those babies really

can move across the sky.

Is anything happening yet? My arm's tired.

I'm sorry, Mandy.

That thing with the Deltas

has me a little distracted.

God knows how they've molested women.

Anything?

Maybe a little faster.

Yeah.

- How's that?

- Yes.

That Eric Stratton's lucky he's not in jail.

I'll say.

What?

You'll say what?

I'll say what?

You said, "I'll say," when I said,

"He should be in jail." I'm trying to figure...

If you're not even going to try,

I'm going to stop.

Mandy, I...

- Good night, Greg.

- Good night, Mandy.

She stole your boyfriend?

Her boyfriend.

And not your boyfriend?

Speaking of boyfriends,

how was your date with Greg?

Good night.

That's it.

She broke our date.

- Washing her hair?

- Dead mother.

We're in trouble.

The Jewish guys said

our test answers were wrong.

Every one?

Those a**holes must have stolen

the wrong f***ing exam!

God, look what just creeped in.

Well, well, well.

Looks like somebody forgot

there's a rule against alcoholic beverages...

in fraternities on probation.

What a tool!

What was that?

I said...

what a shame...

that a few bad apples

have to spoil a good time...

- for everyone by breaking the rules.

- Put a sock in it...

or you'll be out like sh*t through a goose.

Yes, sir.

Have you boys seen

your grade point average yet?

- Have you?

- I have, sir. It's a little below par...

It's more than a little below par.

It stinks!

It's the lowest on campus.

It's the lowest in Faber history.

Well, sir...

we're hoping that our midterm grades

will help our average.

Laugh now...

because you clowns have been

on double secret probation all semester.

- Double secret probation?

- That means one more slip-up...

one more mistake...

and this fraternity of yours has had it...

at Faber.

That was pleasant. Nice of him to stop by.

We must do something. He's serious this

time. I think he knows about the exams.

- He's right.

- You're right. We got to do something.

- Absolutely.

- Know what we gotta do?

Toga party.

We're on double secret probation.

We can't afford to have a toga party.

- You guys up for a toga party?

- Toga! Toga!

- They like the idea.

- Otter, please don't do this.

I've got news for you, pal. They're

going to nail us, no matter what we do.

So we might as well have a good time.

Toga! Toga! Toga!

It's not going to be an orgy.

It's a toga party.

Honestly, you're 21 years old.

In six months, you graduate.

Tomorrow night, you'll wrap yourself in a

sheet, pour grain alcohol all over your head.

- Cute, but I think I'll pass this time.

- Want me to go alone?

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