
Unseen + Untold: National Lampoon's Animal House
- Year:
- 2003
- 60 min
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FABER COLLEGE - 1962
Take off that beanie.
- We're meant to wear them to homecoming.
- Don't be a fruit, okay?
Okay.
Doug Neidermeyer,
Omega membership chairman.
Larry Kroger.
This is my roommate, Kent Dorfman.
Hi there. Doug Neidermeyer.
These are our name-tag hostesses,
Mandy Pepperidge and Babs Jansen.
Hi there, Kent. Hi, Larry.
- Thank you.
- Nice to...
- Why don't we go meet some of the guys?
A wimp and a blimp.
There are many great guys here,
so don't feel you have to meet everyone.
We just want you to enjoy yourselves
while you're here.
Omega house has more
activities...
than most campus fraternities,
is far superior...
- Mandy.
- Hi.
Right there.
Hi there, fellows. Meet Ken and Lonny.
Larry.
Ken, Lonny, I'd like you to meet...
Mohammet...
Jugdish, Sidney and Clayton.
Grab a seat and make yourselves at home.
Don't be shy about helping yourselves
to punch and cookies.
I'm not going to say Omega's
the best house on campus...
but a lot of outstanding guys figure
they'll pledge Omega or won't pledge at all.
We do have more than our share
of campus leaders...
something that never looks bad
on your permanent record.
Sure. Everybody says
Omega's the best, but...
I hate to seem...
you know, pushy.
Let the unacceptable candidates worry,
because after tonight, they're...
...you are... Kent!
I'm Greg Marmalard,
president of Omega House.
Meet my friends, Mandy Pepperidge...
We already met.
And Chip Diller.
How are you?
How are you?
captain of the swim team.
That's Carl Phillips,
editor of the Daily Faberian.
And...
Clayton.
Sidney.
Jugdish, Mohammet, Lonny...
- We already met.
- Super!
Then you'll have lots to talk about.
- I don't think you're trying very hard.
- I hate this.
No sweat. My brother Fred was a Delta.
That makes me a legacy.
They have to take me. It's their law.
Don't worry. I'll put in a good word for you.
Great. I heard Delta's
Excuse me, sir. Is this the Delta house?
Sure.
Come on in.
Grab a brew.
Don't cost nothing.
See you later.
And bump you $20.
Hi, guys.
You guys playing cards?
You want another beer?
Hi.
- You want a beer, Larry?
- Sure.
Nice fish.
- I'm Robert Hoover, chapter president.
- Hi, Robert.
Have you seen Boon?
He disappeared when we got here.
He's probably upstairs talking to Otter.
No doubt.
They're well-known homosexuals.
Have another beer. She's just kidding.
Right, Bluto?
You going out tonight, Otter?
Norma?
No. Let me give you a hint.
She's got a couple of major-league yabos.
Beverly!
No.
But you're getting warmer.
Let me give you another hint.
Does this ring a bell?
- "Oh, God. Oh, God!"
- Marlene.
You're going to pork Marlene Desmond?
- Pork?
- You're gonna hump her brains out.
I anticipate a deeply religious experience.
Why the interest in my social life?
Where's Katy?
Downstairs, pissed off about something.
She thinks you're an immature jerk?
Yeah.
I don't take anything seriously.
She'll take this seriously.
Try it.
- You guys coming down?
- This thing talk?
There are 50 people
trying to get into this fraternity.
Otter, you are the rush chairman.
You should be present at the rush party.
Hi. My name is Kent Dorfman.
Eric Stratton, rush chairman.
Damn glad to meet you.
D- Day!
Eric Stratton, rush chairman.
Damn glad to meet you.
That was Eric Stratton.
He was damn glad to meet you.
Larry, I see you've met D-Day.
You're having a nice time. That's good.
Eric Stratton. Damn glad to meet you.
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