Trailer Park Boys: Don't Legalize It Page #3

for some and hopes for others,

Canada's Justice Minister today issued

an invitation to marijuana activists

to speak at a hearing in Ottawa

on a conspicuous date, April 20.

That puts the hearing on the same date

that thousands of pot activists will gather

for their annual 4/20

smoke-in on Parliament Hill.

People are lining up in Ottawa for

a chance to have their voices heard.

Meanwhile, others are confidently predicting

full legalization within a matter of months,

effectively creating

Canada's marijuana industry.

What the f*** does that mean?

What the f*** are they saying?

They want to legalize

it. It's going to happen.

They can't legalize dope now. I mean,

look what I've got going on here.

This took me everything

I had to get this going.

I just can't f***ing believe

this is happening right now.

Listen, man, this

is what we gotta do.

We've got to sell all

of our product right now

and get the f*** out while we can.

We gotta merge our

companies together.

- What does that mean?

- We gotta be partners.

I don't want to be rude here,

but I have a serious f***ing problem

with the product that you're selling.

- Why?

- Because it's a f***ing embarrassing.

What if Lucy... Not to mention

Lucy, what if Trinity, my daughter,

finds out I'm selling

piss with Julian?

- They're not going to know.

- Do you know what they call Jacob?

- What?

- Your piss chimp!

I can't even believe

that you're doing that.

You've really got me thinking

with this Ottawa sh*t right now.

F***.

I'm sure Bubbles is going to want to

f***ing do it, he's broke right now.

No, no, no, don't in-f***ing-volve

Bubbles in this, man.

I'm really f***ing

worried about Bubbles.

He's really, really the most

f***ed I've ever seen him.

He's drinking constantly,

he's on his little chicken

bike driving around drunk.

I don't think he's

making a lot of money.

He just doesn't seem happy. He's

living under J-Rods f***ing step.

- Hey, man.

- Hey, Bubbles.

Hey, B, the old man and the fat boy

was here looking for you's

stayin', know what I'm saying?

What? What did they want?

I don't know what they want, they stank.

But I do know what me and Sarah want.

Two years ago he got out the joint,

I was like, "Come crash with us."

I got a spot under my stoop, you

can crash there as long as you want.

I didn't mean two years,

dawg. Two f***ing years dog.

Two years.

Calgary rap battle championship ring.

Hey, I got mad love for all my

past b*tches, you know what I mean?

But none of them b*tches was able to

push up on me the way that Sarah...

- She my main... she my... she my b*tch.

- You better watch it.

One thing I wish he would excel at a

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