Todo sobre 'Los amantes pasajeros' Page #4

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Move, you useless cows!

- Aren't you eating any more?

- No.

Sorry! I wanted to distract them,

like you said.

And so you talked about my private life?

It was the first thing I thought of,

and it worked.

- You're outrageous!

- I said I was sorry!

I warned you not to drink!

Alex, I'm desolate.

As the French say, je suis dsol

I don't know...

if you understand me.

Speaking of the French,

or rather... "French culture"!

- Have you nothing to tell me?

- Me?

- About what?

- About madame!

- I'm not female!

- Shut up, experimental cock sucker!

Sucking a colleague's boyfriend's dick!

I was drunk, it was just to try.

Better to do it

with someone healthy that you know.

- And with a big dick!

- That's enough!

- Come in!

- Jesus, not another one!

I'm sorry, you can't come in here.

I have a pilot's license.

I can lend a hand, if necessary.

- Thank you, I don't think it will be.

- We've got a problem.

With the Guadiana Bank?

No.

I'm talking about the landing gear.

I didn't want to ask earlier,

so as not to alarm anyone.

- Have you spoken to the Control Tower?

- Yes.

COMPLAINTS FORM:

I would like to register

a most severe complaint...

about the dreadful service

provided in Business Class...

You don't have to slam it down...

but it does taste much better.

It sure does.

I need a booster to face those savages.

When you act the heroine, you scare me.

Want some?

Can you sign here, please?

I'll sign, but I don't think

it'll do any good.

Thank you. I'll take care of that.

- Do we know each other?

- No.

Well, I know who you are,

but, we've never met, ma'am.

You needn't call me ma'am.

- In Marbella, perhaps?

- I've never been to Marbella.

Well, your face looks familiar.

I must have an average face,

I'm often told that.

Alba?

Alba!

- What is it?

- An official complaint.

- What about?

- I'll explain later. Sign, please.

Thank you.

Sign, if you don't mind.

When we get to Mexico, we're going to report

the Peninsula Company and all of you...

including the stewardesses

in Economy Class!

I tried to get them to serve us

and they're all fast asleep!

So are the passengers.

They've been drugged.

The pilot told me

they took a muscle relaxant.

That's why they're asleep.

You're obviously retarded.

When we get to Mexico, you're in for it!

Maybe we'll never land in Mexico.

Right now,

we're flying in circles around Toledo.

Toledo, Ohio?

No, Toledo, Castile-La Mancha.

- Are you kidding me?

- No.

What do you mean?

Part of the landing gear

isn't working, so...

we have to do an emergency landing

and that's very dangerous.

The runway has to be prepared

in a special way... A whole fuss.

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