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menu, pretty much.

Whoa, what is it?

What are you doing?

Hmm! Masala.

Masala is the soul

of indian food.

And food is the soul of india.

Smell it.

Of course you

can't really tell

until it's in the oil.

The masala is the symphony,

And the oil is the orchestra.

The greatest

chef in the world

taught me that.

Really, who?

My mother.

Come on,

come on! Move!

A man should have

three passions in his life.

His country,

his religion

and his cricket.

What about his wife?

Wife is not a passion.

Wife is an expense.

Oh, man.

Oh, there.

It was wonderful!

We're going to

tell everyone we know.

And she knows everyone.

Good night.

Thank you again.

Lovely!

Wonderful meal!

Good luck to you.

It's been a pleasure.

We'll see you again.

Okay, bye-bye.

Thank you.

Thank you very much.

Thank you.

Woman:
Oh! Lester,

what's gotten into you?

Delivery man not back yet.

Oh.

And we have backup.

Uh, backup? Well,

who goes usually?

It's never happened before.

Oh, man!

Oh, no!

You okay...

Oh, samir?

Hey, hi.

Hi. Yeah.

Are you okay?

Yeah, I'm fine.

Well, what...

What are you

doing here?

Oh, we live here.

We live over

on 78th street.

And this is my

daughter, abigail.

Oh. Hi, abigail.

Well, what are you doing here?

I mean, shouldn't you

be off in paris making

terrines or something?

Yeah, no, I'm doing that.

Yeah, I just got

a little bit delayed.

Just had a family emergency.

Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.

No, it's totally fine.

It's all good.

Oh, god!

Okay. Well, maybe

"fine" is not the word.

Mmm, this is really good.

Really?

Yeah, it's...

Where's this from?

Um, well, it's...

My family owns

a restaurant

On 74th street.

Tandoori palace.

That's why I'm helping

out making deliveries.

I know that place,

I used to go there

all the time

When I first moved

here from buffalo.

But I don't remember

it being this good.

Back then, all

I could afford was

the free papadam.

Um, we're going this way.

Oh, okay.

But...

Pumpkin,

look at your face.

It's all over you.

Do you mind?

I need to get

a wet nap for her.

Uh...

Please?

Okay, okay. All right.

Thanks.

Hi. Hi, pumpkin.

Thank you.

Hi.

All right.

Oh, gosh!

Uh, you know what?

I actually have a napkin.

I think

I can probably

take care of it.

There you go, there.

She has very good taste.

It's one of our most

favorite dishes.

Okay, I think she's clean.

Well, thank you.

Say, "thank you."

Thanks.

And, uh...

Okay, I'll see you.

See you.

See you around. Yeah.

Good to see you.

Hey.

Get together sometime

and get a bite to eat.

Yeah, sure.

But only because

we're neighbors.

Right.

And I'm off on wednesdays.

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