To Grandmother's House We Go Page #6

...and cut off all the crusts, please.

I'll have the same, but extra jelly, please.

I'll take the same thing.

You can leave my crusts on, please.

Gotcha.

Okay.

I've got all the information

I need. Definitely.

You've gotta find them, Detective Gremp.

Ma'am, I promise you, I'll find your

daughters as soon as possible. Absolutely.

That's the telephone.

-I know.

-Just doing my job.

-Hello?

-Hey, Rhonda.

This is Eddie Popko,

your favorite delivery boy.

Listen, I got your girls right here.

They're fine.

Oh, thank God.

Hang on. The girls have been found.

What did I tell you? Said I'd find them

as soon as possible. Absolutely.

-Thanks for all your help.

-I'll see myself out. Positively.

What are you doing with my girls?

This wasn't my idea. They snuck

into the back of my truck.

Tell me where you are. I'll get them.

I gotta finish up all my deliveries first,

then I'll swing by your house.

Oh, and Rhonda, by the way,

I do get 5 bucks an hour to babysit.

Just get back here, Eddie.

Yeah-- Well, you have

a nice day too, now.

It's all yours.

Okay, you guys ready to go?

Promise to take us to Grandma's?

Yeah, yeah, whatever.

Look at you two slobs. Did you get

any of that sandwich in your mouth?

How come you don't like kids?

Well, you wanna know why?

I'll tell you why.

Because you're little.

You don't know nothing, you haven't done

nothing, and you got nothing to say.

Okay, smart guys. If you could do

anything in the world, what would you do?

-I would finger-paint.

-That is very fun.

Okay, well, I think I just made my point.

All right, coats on. Let's ride.

-Waitress! He forgot to pay the bill.

-I'll be right there.

We don't need an announcement.

I was gonna pay. I got the money here.

Just making sure.

-Yeah. All right, let's go.

-To Grandma's, right?

Right.

Wait for us.

I told you twinheads to stay in the truck.

We want to help.

Well, you can't help.

You're not a professional.

It took me two weeks of training

to earn this shoulder patch.

What do you do?

Well, l--

I give the customers their package,

and they sign for it.

You got a patch for that?

What do you want? Listen,

I'm trying to take a nap.

-Yes, sir. Package from FPD.

-Yeah, okay.

-Sign right here, please.

-Sure.

-Merry Christmas.

-Happy holidays.

Would you look at that?

Santa's little helpers,

helping out their dad.

Well, I think that calls for a little tip.

For you...

...and you.

-Thank you.

-Thank you.

-Here's one for you too, Dad.

-Well, thank you, sir.

Merry Christmas to you.

First tip I ever got on this crappy job.

I guess you could say Santa's little helpers

are Dad's little helpers today.

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