Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie Page #4
Let's go.
You cannot
look behind you
Oh, no, you can't
There's too much ahead
that excites you
Yes, there is
Just like two horses
Just like
two horses
Two horses
Running in the wind.
Hi, this is Tim and Eric.
Sorry we're not
here right now.
We've left town to become
business members.
We are now Dobis.
Please leave a message
for Dobis.
Be blessed.
Sh*t.
Son of a b*tch.
They just skipped town
on us, Tommy.
- You find them.
- Mm-hmm.
Find them if it's
the last thing you do.
- I want to take a knife and gut them!
- Yes.
Oh, God, let me watch
their insides fall out.
Yes. Yes. Yes.
What else, Tommy?
- I want to strap them up--
- Yes.
And let a bamboo tree grow
right up into their ass, huh?
Yes.
Until the tree grows straight
through their brains!
Yes. And I will
deliver them unto you.
I want to eat
their f***ing hearts!
Yeah!
Yes. Yes. Yes.
Okay.
Tell me what you think.
Uh, "Dear Mr. Weebs,
We are very, very, very,
very excited to meet you.
We are Dobis."
That's all I've got so far.
What do you think?
Oh, I'm sorry, dude.
I wasn't listening to you.
I'm just so focused
on this ridiculous look.
It's not working anymore.
Let me take a look.
It's just not right.
You know what, Eric, if we're
going to be businessmen,
look like businessmen, too.
- I agree.
- Hold on a second.
Now hold still.
Goodbye.
Oh!
Good night, Katie.
I miss you, my sweets.
Boy, you're really getting
attached to that photo, bud.
Tim, it's not
just a picture, man.
That could be
the girl of my dreams.
All right. Let's just
try to stay focused
on what's important here.
Ever since I saw you
in that commercial, Katie,
I felt this electricity
in my heart.
I can't wait to meet you
and make love to you
and go deep inside you
and show you my mushroom tip.
All right, well,
I'm hitting the sack.
Oh.
What the hell?
Okay.
- Katie.
- Okay.
All right.
You want to finish
that in the bathroom?
Almost done.
Almost done.
Okay. Well, I'm gonna
say good night, then.
Just like two horses
Just like
two horses
Two horses
Runnin' in the wind
Runnin' in the wind
Runnin' in the wind.
We've come
a long way, Tim.
We could turn around
right now if you want.
No.
I'm ready.
All right.
Let's go.
Hello?
Mr. Weebs?
Mr. Weebs?
Mr. Weebs?
Hello?
- What? What the--
- Mr. Weebs?
Go to heck!
- Whoa!
- Who is that, Taquito?
No, sir.
It's Dobis.
- It's Tim and Eric.
- Tim and Eric.
Oh.
- Oh. Come in.
- Thank you.
Yeah. Come in.
- Tim and Eric. Hello.
- Good to meet you.
- Hi. Come in.
Hi. Hi.
I did not expect you guys.
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