This Isn't 'The Twilight Saga: Eclipse': The XXX Parody Page #5

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Our elder chief,

Taha Aki,

was the only spirit warrior left

to save the tribe,

after his son was killed.

Taha Aki's Third Wife could sees

that he would lose...

The Third Wife was no magical being,

no special powers, but one...

Courage.

The Third Wife's sacrifice

distracted the Cold Woman,

long enough for Taha Aki to destroy her.

She saved the tribe.

Over time,

our enemies have disappeared.

But one remains...

The Cold Ones.

Our magic awakens when they near.

And we sense it now,

we feel the threat in our blood.

Something terrible is coming.

And we must all be ready.

All of us.

What did you do to me?

I'm so...

- Yeah, I know...

We'll find you someone to drink.

Just try not to get killed,

will you?

I'm gonna need numbers.

Seattle is in a state of terror...

Police are baffled by the

escalating murders and disappearances.

Theories range from a vicious new gang

to a wildly active serial killer...

Reporting live, Dawn Chubai. CNN.

- It's getting worse.

We're going to have to do something.

It takes more than one of our kind

to cause the damage they're reporting.

Quite a few more.

They're undisciplined, conspicuous...

It's a Newborns.

What, like new vampires?

In their first few months after the change.

That's when we're at our most

uncontrollable,

vicious, insane with thirst.

Something to look forward to.

No one has trained these newborns,

but this isn't random.

Someone's creating an army.

Oh, now we definitely going to Seattle.

An Army of vampires?

And they've been created to fight someone.

We're the only clan even close to Seattle.

Regardless,

of who are they were may,

if we don't put a stop to them,

the Volturi will.

I'm surprised they've let it go on this long.

Maybe they're behind it.

In Italy,

I read Aro's mind...

He wants me and Alice to join him...

He knows we'd never choose him

as long as our family is still alive.

An army could solve that for him.

Hey.

Did you eat dinner yet?

Um... no...

I haven't.

This kid Riley Biers,

disappeared over a year ago.

And his poor parents been papering

Seattle with these things ever since.

You think they should just give up?

I wouldn't.

If it were you...

Not ever.

I have to figure out what to tell people...

Whu I won't be home for Christmases.

Why I won't visit.

Why they'll never see me again.

After a few decades,

everyone you know will be dead.

Problem solved.

Why are you so against me

becoming like you?

I've told you.

Be honest with me.

There's more.

I know the consequences,

of this choice you're making.

I've lived through it,

and to let you suffer that.

You believe I have a soul...

I don't.

But to risk yours, just for the sake

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