This Girl's Life
- R
- Year:
- 2003
- 104 min
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You know, the mouth
really is an amazing orifice.
What a phenomenal creation
from Mother Nature.
So poly-functional.
We need it to breathe, obviously,
but it can also taste and speak,
sometimes in many tongues.
Suck, lick, kiss.
We use it as a weapon when we bite.
And, of course,
my personal favorite,
blow.
A variety of instruments,
of course.
Okay. I'll get to the point.
Put it in your mouth.
Let it roll around a little
bit inside there.
Get a feeling for it.
Now... roll your tongue
around the head of it.
Doesn't it give you
a sense of power?
Now, suck hard.
A little bit harder.
Don't let the stuff
go down your throat.
It'll make you choke.
Trust me.
You obviously swallow, Martine.
What? No, I don't.
- Busted.
Hey. Check out this guy.
Yeah, but I bet he's
a ninety-niner.
Hit me, Martine.
What's a ninety-niner?
It's the difference
between guys and girls,
- Really?
- Otherwise known as a ninety-niner.
Okay. A guy could be in a
restaurant with his girlfriend
- or fianc who he's completely in love with,
- Of course.
And then he feels a rumble
in his bladder and decides,
"Oh, I have to go to
the bathroom." So...
He tells his girlfriend
very politely, "I have to go."
Excuses himself.
And, just as he's
about to go in,
up to him and says,
"I've been watching
you eat all night,
"and I was just
so hot and bothered,
"I was wondering...
if I could... give you head.
In the bathroom. No strings
attached. What do you say?"
- Uh-huh.
- Mmm.
99 percent of guys
would say, "Yes,"
and go in and get the job.
Now, if the situation
was reversed, and a woman
was approached by a gorgeous
guy outside the restroom,
given a similar line,
99 percent of women would say...
I don't know.
I think I'm that one percent, then.
Maybe it's my maternal instinct.
to see a good man go hungry.
That's my girl.
That's my mom's grave.
She died when I was 12 years old.
Well, when I say "died,"
she committed suicide.
It's weird. I can almost
feel her presence.
I can almost smell her perfume.
My father came home early
from work one day, and...
he found her in bed
with another man.
Maybe that's why she did it.
She couldn't take the guilt.
She hung herself.
And this was my mom's car.
She called it her Bond car.
She has a small role in
one of the early Bond films.
It was only a walk-on, but,
after that, she always said
that she was a Bond girl.
So, this is where I work.
Primal.
There's no smoking here.
Every movement I make
is transmitted in a live sex
24 webcam.
This is our resident cameraman.
A.Z., how you doin'?
And we've got a pool with
a view outside our house.
Beautiful. Isn't it?
Web cameras everywhere.
And...
This is my audience.
Good morning.
They pay very close attention.
And this is my room here.
You like that?
So, no peeking.
And this is my little
personal camera.
You can see me everywhere.
And this is my uniform for today.
What do you think? Pretty
minimalist. Isn't it?
straight off the bat,
I'm a bit of a Bond fanatic.
I always have been since
I was a kid.
Probably 'cause of my mom.
You know, if I wasn't doing this,
I'd like to be a secret
service agent.
This is my... last detail.
What do you think?
You like me as a blonde?
All right. Let's go.
Let's meet everybody else.
Don't think I'm gon'
tell y'all my real name.
Have all y'all freaks salivatin' on
my front porch humpin' my door handle?
Hell, no!
Okay, guys?
Ready? Come on.
Gonna meet my favorite, Moon.
This is one of our biggest hits.
All over Southeast Asia,
Russia... Big, big hit.
Moon. This is Cheyenne.
Big in Zimbabwe, Japan,
and, believe it or not,
Alabama.
All right, guys.
Come on this way.
All right. Just... relax,
be yourselves, be cool.
And remember one thing.
She doesn't like it if
you suck on her lips. Okay?
Sweet kisses but nothing else.
All right.
You look great.
All right. Guys this is A.Z.
He's our webcam guy.
He's always there, always
doing his little number.
Bond, Bond, and more Bond.
All right, guys.
I own Primal Video.
Everybody just calls me Mr. A.
We like to think of
ourselves as one big family.
One big, incestuous,
dysfunctional family,
just like home.
This is our pride and joy.
Number-one star in the world,
this is Moon.
Guys, introduce yourselves.
Hi, Moon. I'm Marko.
God, I just love your
body of work.
L-I've seen almost all your
films, and, uh...
I don't know.
Y-You're just awesome.
Have you done any acting
work before?
Well, I did Romeo and Juliet
when I was in school.
I'm Basil.
Aw, don't let the wrinkles,
uh, scare ya.
Come on. Wrinkles are a girl's
best friend.
I always say, the more wrinkles
down here, the greater...
Can I stop you right there,
Basil?
A little imagination
goes a long way. Thank you.
Me, I'm from a small town you
Macon, Georgia.
But, you know, you're a bona
fide movie star,
and I really... l-I just
wanna be your leading man.
- Ha-ha-ha.
- That's, uh, Sammy.
He's always eating.
He's from Texas.
He really doesn't say
much besides, "Yup,"
- and, "Dang it."
- Nice to meet you.
- Ready?
- Yeah.
Okay, guys, let's drop 'em.
You know, that's what I hated
about the movie Full Monty.
There was no full monty.
What's up with that?
Quarter monty? Half monty?
No monty?
Anyway... Any thoughts?
Actually, I have a few.
People always talk about
the size of the penis,
but they never talk about
the shape.
And shape is critical.
Ask any girl.
There's the width,
but then there's also
the shape of the head.
And the Tantric say,
that the thumb is shaped
like the penis.
So, if the thumb is shaped
like a mushroom,
you got a mushroom head.
If it's shaped like a pencil,
you got a pencil head.
And, uh, my girls
and I have found
that the mushroom heads
give the most pleasure.
And besides, my mom
always told me
not to stick pencils
in my mouth.
I think you all look
very interesting.
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
All right, gentlemen.
Would you kindly wait outside, please?
Why don't you relax?
Have yourselves a drink, some coffee.
Do a little stretching. Okay?
A little flexibility.
Gotta get in different positions.
You know what I mean?
I think you can... have some fun.
Yeah. I think I'm gonna...
I'm gonna go with Marko.
He seems... He seems innocent.
Okay. You like those
innocent types.
Yes.
- Feeling okay?
- Yeah.
- Yeah?
- Mm-hmm.
- Did you get your car repaired?
- Yes.
That's the twentieth time
you've repaired it.
I love my car.
It looks great.
But a safer car... might
protect you a little bit better.
- Mm-hmm.
- All right. I'll shut up.
I know this may not
be the right time,
but I did bring the new contract,
- 'cause your contract runs out.
- Mm-hmm.
Maybe you can put
a John Hancock on it?
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