This Girl's Life

Synopsis: The porn star Moon spends her time working, nursing her widowed father that has Parkinson disease and with her friends Jessie and Martine. Her boss Aronson gives a new contract to Moon to be signed. Moon has a blind date with Jessie's friend Kip and they feel a great attraction for each other. When Jessie asks Moon to test the fidelity of her boy-friend, Moon decides to offer the service to other customers. But when she meets the dangerous Terry, she reevaluates her life and her relationship with Skip.
Genre: Drama
Director(s): Ash Baron-Cohen
Production: Milkshake Films
  1 win.
Rotten Tomatoes:
104 min

You know, the mouth

really is an amazing orifice.

What a phenomenal creation

from Mother Nature.

So poly-functional.

We need it to breathe, obviously,

but it can also taste and speak,

sometimes in many tongues.

Suck, lick, kiss.

We use it as a weapon when we bite.

And, of course,

my personal favorite,


A variety of instruments,

of course.

Okay. I'll get to the point.

Put it in your mouth.

Let it roll around a little

bit inside there.

Get a feeling for it.

Now... roll your tongue

around the head of it.

Doesn't it give you

a sense of power?

Now, suck hard.

A little bit harder.

Don't let the stuff

go down your throat.

It'll make you choke.

Trust me.

You obviously swallow, Martine.

What? No, I don't.

- Never in a million years.

- Busted.

Hey. Check out this guy.

Yeah, but I bet he's

a ninety-niner.

Hit me, Martine.

What's a ninety-niner?

It's the difference

between guys and girls,

- Really?

- Otherwise known as a ninety-niner.

Okay. A guy could be in a

restaurant with his girlfriend

- or fianc who he's completely in love with,

- Of course.

And then he feels a rumble

in his bladder and decides,

"Oh, I have to go to

the bathroom." So...

He tells his girlfriend

very politely, "I have to go."

Excuses himself.

And, just as he's

about to go in,

a beautiful woman comes

up to him and says,

"I've been watching

you eat all night,

"and I was just

so hot and bothered,

"I was wondering...

if I could... give you head.

In the bathroom. No strings

attached. What do you say?"

- Uh-huh.

- Mmm.

99 percent of guys

would say, "Yes,"

and go in and get the job.

Now, if the situation

was reversed, and a woman

was approached by a gorgeous

guy outside the restroom,

given a similar line,

99 percent of women would say...

I don't know.

I think I'm that one percent, then.

Maybe it's my maternal instinct.

'Cause I would never like

to see a good man go hungry.

That's my girl.

That's my mom's grave.

She died when I was 12 years old.

Well, when I say "died,"

she committed suicide.

It's weird. I can almost

feel her presence.

I can almost smell her perfume.

My father came home early

from work one day, and...

he found her in bed

with another man.

No one ever spoke about it.

Maybe that's why she did it.

She couldn't take the guilt.

She hung herself.

And this was my mom's car.

She called it her Bond car.

She has a small role in

one of the early Bond films.

It was only a walk-on, but,

after that, she always said

that she was a Bond girl.

So, this is where I work.


There's no smoking here.

Every movement I make

is transmitted in a live sex

24 webcam.

This is our resident cameraman.

A.Z., how you doin'?

And we've got a pool with

a view outside our house.

Beautiful. Isn't it?

Web cameras everywhere.


This is my audience.

Good morning.

They pay very close attention.

And this is my room here.

You like that?

So, no peeking.

And this is my little

personal camera.

You can see me everywhere.

And this is my uniform for today.

What do you think? Pretty

minimalist. Isn't it?

I gotta confess and tell you

straight off the bat,

I'm a bit of a Bond fanatic.

I always have been since

I was a kid.

Probably 'cause of my mom.

You know, if I wasn't doing this,

I'd like to be a secret

service agent.

This is my... last detail.

What do you think?

You like me as a blonde?

All right. Let's go.

Let's meet everybody else.

Don't think I'm gon'

tell y'all my real name.

Have all y'all freaks salivatin' on

my front porch humpin' my door handle?

Hell, no!

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Ash Baron-Cohen

Ashley Baron-Cohen, also known mononymously as Ash, is an English filmmaker. He has a bachelor's degree in experimental psychology from University of Sussex, and trained as a filmmaker at the Pasadena Art Center. He currently resides in Los Angeles.Ash is known for such films as Bang and This Girl's Life.While in film school, he persuaded Richard Harris to leave the set of Clint Eastwood's Unforgiven to star in his student film for free. more…

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