The World's End Page #4

You know he'll outlive us all.

That'd be funny

if it wasn't true.

Hang on a sec.

What?

I'm just trying to decide which of

us is the biggest idiot for coming.

Maybe he had an accident.

Oh, sorry, Andy.

Sorry. No,no,no. It's fine.

I think Gary having

an accident

would actually be the best outcome

for all of us, including Gary.

Unbelievable.

Oh, yes.

Look at these c*nts.

You're late.

No, I'm not.

Yeah, you are. You said 3:00.

It's almost 4:
00.

Yeah, 3 for 4.

You know your problem, Gary?

You're never wrong.

How is that a problem?

I can't believe you bought

another Granada Mark ll.

What do you mean?

This looks exactly like

the car I sold you in 1989.

This is the car you sold me in 1989.

Best 300 quid I ever spent.

This is The Beast?

Yeah.

Pretty much. I mean, she's

had a bit of work done.

I had to replace the brakes,

suspension, exhaust, seats, wheels,

paneling, carburetor, manifold, the whole

engine, really, mirrors, headlamps.

Other than that,

she's the same old motor.

You could almost

say an antique.

Well, then let's get this

antique on the roadshow.

Come on, you bellends.

We're going to be late.

And we're back.

Just like the Five Musketeers.

Three Musketeers,

isn't it?

Four if you count

D'Artagnan.

Well, nobody knows how many there

were, really, do they, Pete?

I mean,

history's a sketchbook.

You do know that The Three

Musketeers is a fiction, right?

Written by Alexandre Dumas?

A lot of people are saying that

about the Bible these days.

What, that it was written by

Alexandre Dumas?

Don't be daft, Steve,

it was written by Jesus.

Oh. Anyway, five

sounds much better.

I think they missed a trick

only having three.

'Cause you'd have five, then two could've

died and they'd still have three left.

Are we there yet?

Let's do this!

Soup Dragons!

I remember this one.

I put this on a tape

for you, didn't I?

Yeah, this is it.

This is the tape?

Yeah, yeah! Look, look.

Where did you find it?

it was in the tape player.

Oh, look. Is anyone hungry?

I need a piss actually.

This is a long piss.

If it is a piss.

Might be a little...

Poo.

How is that a poo?

Still work for your old man, Pete?

Yeah. I'm a partner now.

You?

Yeah, started my own firm in '98.

Got bought out in '05.

I'm happier, though.

It's less stress.

Ollie?

Property.

I co-manage a boutique estate

agency in North London.

Very competitive.

Is it family law you're in, Andy?

Corporate.

Does anyone know

what Gary's doing?

He's playing Need For Speed.

Over there.

Come on, come on,

come on!

He hasn't changed, has he?

I don't know. He did finally

pay me back that 600.

Really? He borrowed 200 off me.

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