The Rocky Horror Picture Show: Let's Do the Time Warp Again

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Michael Rennie was ill

The day the earth stood still

But he told us where we stand

And Flash Gordon was there

In silver underwear

Claude Rains was the Invisible Man

Then something went wrong

For Fay Wray and King Kong

They got caught in a celluloid jam

Then at a deadly pace

It came from outer space

And this is how the message ran

Science fiction

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Doctor X

Will build a creature

See androids fighting

Ooh.

Brad and Janet

Anne Francis stars in

Forbidden Planet

At the late-night

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I knew Leo G. Carroll

Was over a barrel

When tarantula took to the hills

And I really got hot

When I saw Janette Scott

Fight a triffid that spits poison and kills

Dana Andrews said prunes

Gave him the runes

And passing them used lots of skill

But when worlds collide

Said George Pal to his bride

I'm gonna give you some terrible thrills

Like a...

Science fiction

Double feature

Doctor X

Will build a creature

See androids fighting

Brad and Janet

Anne Francis stars in

Forbidden Planet

At the late-night

Double feature

Picture show

I wanna go

To the late-night

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Picture show

By RKO

To the late-night

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In the back row

To the late-night

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Picture show

Here they came.

All the grandparents,

parents, close friends...

Betty. You're so beautiful...

- Hey, Ralph.

- Well, guess we really did it?

I don't think there's any doubt.

You and Betty have been inseparable...

since you met in

Dr. Scott's refresher courses.

To tell the truth, Brad,

that was the only reason I showed up.

I'm gonna throw the bouquet. Hurry. Hurry.

Hey, Brad. Betty's gonna throw her bouquet.

Hey, everyone, this is it. Are you ready?

I gut it. I gut it.

Hey, big fella. Lacks like

it could be your turn next?

Who knows?

So lung. See you, Brad.

Come on new, Belly.

Look at me, Betty...

- Bye, you two.

- Goodbye, everyone.

- Bye, you guys.

- Miss you.

- Take care.

- Hapschatt, Hapschatt, rah, rah, rah!

Hapschatt, Hapschatt, rah, rah, rah!

Hapschatt, Hapschatt, rah, rah, rah!

Brad. Wasn't it wonderful?

Didn't Betty lack radiantly beautiful?

I can't believe it was an hour ago

she was plain old Betty Munroe, and now...

New she's Mrs. Ralph Hapschatt.

Yes.

Yes, Janet.

- Ralph is a lucky guy.

- Yes. Heh.

Everyone knows

Betty is a wonderful little cook.

Yes. Heh.

Why, Ralph himself, he will be in line

for a promotion in a year or two.

- Yes.

- Hey, Janet?

Yes, Brad?

I've gut something to say.

I really lave them.

The skillful way...

that you beat the other girls

ta the bride's bouquet.

On, heh.

Brad. Ha-ha-ha.

- The river was deep, but I swam it

- Janet

- The future is ours, so let's plan it

- Janet

- Just please don't tell me to can it

- Janet

I've one thing to say and that's

Damn it, Janet, I love you

- The mad was long, but I ran it

- Janet

- There's a fire in my heart and you fan it

- Janet

- If there's one fool for you, then I am it

- Janet

Now I've one thing to say and that's

Damn it, Janet, I love you

Aah!

Here's the ring to prove that I'm no joker

There's three ways that love can grow

That's good, bad, or-

Shoot.

- Mediocre

J-A-N-E-T, I love you so

- It's nicer than Betty Munroe had

- on, Brad

- Now we're engaged and I'm so glad

- on, Brad

- That you met Mom and you know Dad

- on, Brad

I've one thing to say and that's

Brad, I'm mad for you too

on, Brad

Damn it.

I'm mad

Janet.

- For you

- I love you too

- There's one thing left to do

- There's one thing left to do

- And that's go see the man who began it

- Janet

- When we met in his science exam it

- Janet

- Made me give you the eye and then panic

- Janet

Now I've one thing to say and that's

Damn it, Janet, I love you

Damn it, Janet

Brad, I'm mad

Damn it, Janet

- I love you

- I love you

Yeah!

I would like, if! may...

ta take you an a strange journey.

How strange was it?

It seemed a fairly ordinary night...

when Brad Majors

and his fiance, Janet Weiss...

left Demon that late October evening...

ta visit the doctor, Everett Scott...

once tutor and now

friend to both of them.

hubcap shaped

objects floating in the sky...

Gash. That's the third motorcyclist

that's passed us.

They sure do take their lives in

their hands, what, with the weather.

Yes, Janet.

Life is pretty cheap ta that type.

What's the matter, darling?

We must've taken the wrong fork.

But, then, where'd that

motorcyclist came from?

Well, we're just going

to have to turn back.

What was that bang?

We must have a blow-nut. Damn it.

I knew I should've had

that spare tire fixed.

Well, you stay here and keep warm.

I will go lack for help.

Where will you go?

We're in the middle of nowhere.

Didn't we pass a castle

back dawn the road a few miles?

Maybe they have a telephone I could use.

- I'm going with you.

- No.

Darling, there is no sense

in bath of us getting wet.

I'm coming with you.

Besides, darling, the owner of that phone

might be a beautiful woman...

and you might never came back again.

In the velvet darkness

Of the blackest night

Burning bright

There's a guiding star

No matter what

Or who you are

There's a light

Over at the Frankenstein place

There's a light

Burning in the fireplace

There's a light Light

In the darkness

Of everybody's life

The darkness must go

Down the river of nights dreaming

Flow morphia slow

Let the sun and light come streaming

Into my life

Into my life

There's a light

Over at the Frankenstein place

There's a light

Burning in the fireplace

There's a light Light

In the darkness

Of everybody's

life

And so it seemed that fortune

had smiled an Brad and Janet...

and that they had found the assistance

that their plight required...

Or had they?

Brad. Let's go back.

I'm cold and I'm frightened.

Just a moment, Janet.

They may have a telephone.

Came an.

Hello.

Hi.

My name is Brad Majors.

This is my... fiance, Janet Weiss.

I was wandering if you might help us.

You see, our car brake dawn

a few miles up the road.

Do you have a phone we might use?

You're wet.

Yes. It's raining.

Yes.

Yes.

I think, perhaps, you'd better bath...

come inside.

You're too kind. Heh.

Are you having a party?

You've arrived an a rather special night.

It's one of the master's affairs.

How lucky. Heh.

You're lucky, he's lucky, I'm lucky.

We're all lucky.

It's astounding

Time is fleeting

Madness takes its toll

But listen closely

- Not for very much longer

BOTH:
Aah!

- I've got to keep control

- Aah!

I remember doing the Time Warp

Drinking those moments

- When the blackness would hit me

- Aah!

And the void would be calling

Let's do the Time Warp again

Let's do the Time Warp again

It's just a jump to the left

And then step to the right

Put your hands on your hips

You bring your knees in tight

But it's the pelvic thrust

It really drives you insane

Let's do the Time Warp again

Let's do the Time Warp again

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