The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything: A VeggieTales Movie Page #5

Season #2 Episode #2

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Elliot:
Or we take this opportunity to do what we've always wanted to do.

Sedgewick:
Buy go-carts?

Elliot:
No, be heroes.

George:
But we're cabin boys.

Elliot:
They don't know that. She called us heroes.

George:
You're kidding, right?

Elliot:
Oh, come on, how hard could it be? We sail around, we find the prince, we go back home heroes.

Willory:
But how can we trust them?

Eloise:
Because I trust my father. He created the Helpseeker for one purpose, to bring help. And this is the help it has brought.

Sedgewick:
It's kinda nice to called a hero.

George:
Sure beats "loser."

Eloise:
Well, gentlemen, are you ready for adventure?

Sedgewick:
Point the way!

Eloise:
Oh, you're not pirates,are you?

George:
Well, we're...

EIliot:
We sure aren't cabin boys.

George:
We're friendly pirates, sort of.

Eloise:
Oh. You don't rob or pillage, do you?

George:
Oh, no, we don't do any of that stuff.

Sedgewick In fact, we don't do anything at all.

George:
Back home, they actually call us "The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything." (LAUGHING)

Sedgewick:
That's right.

Willory:
How comforting.

Eloise:
Well, then, there's no time to spare.

Elliot:
Great. I'll drive. We'll just give it some gas. How do you start this thing?

George:
(LAUGHING) What a kidder. Elliot, let me take the wheel. You scramble up to the yard and unfurl the topsail.

Elliot:
Come again?

George:
Position three.

Elliot:
Oh! Aye, aye, Captain.

Sedgewick:
So, you guys got TiVo?

Eloise:
Certainly. Where are my manners? Willory, kindly bring our friend some tea.

Sedgewick:
No, TiVo. It's the recording thing with the TV thing in the future. Tea would be lovely.

Elliot:
(GRUNTS)

Pirate:
The spies are in place, sir.

George:
This is great. So, where we headed?

Elliot:
We're coming up on a bunch of islands. Real pointy ones.

Willory:
Yes, the Whipcrack Islands .These treacherous watersshelter many a desperate pirate. A skilled captain able to sail this maze will find, at its center, the Inn of Jolly Joe, a popular pirate haunt. Perhaps we should turn back.

Eloise:
We cannot turn back. Alexander is counting on us. Captain, are you up to the task?

George:
Sure. Why, exactly, do we need to go there?

Eloise:
To find outmore about this.

Sedgewick:
Hey, I've seen that on TV. You can cut a can with it and still slice a tomato.

Eloise:
This cutlass belongs to the pirate who took my brother. If we find out who the owner is,we'll be closer to finding Alexander.

WILLORY:
My lady, I don't think we're safe. These waters teem with pirates, and you'd make a handsome prize.

Eloise:
We must do whatever it takes to rescue my brother, Willory. Besides, we have our heroes to watch over us.

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