The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything: A VeggieTales Movie Page #4

Season #2 Episode #2

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(BEEPING)

Elliot:
Hey, we could have two rowboats.

George:
Wait!

(CLICKS)

(SEAGULLS SQUAWKING)

All:
(SCREAMING)

Sedgewick:
I'm thinking we should avoid pushing any more buttons!

Elliot:
I was going toget us another rowboat.

Sedgewick:
Well, you didn't! You didn't get us another rowboat! You got us...You got us...Where are we?

GEORGE:
We appear to be at sea.

ELLIOT:
It's a lovely day.

SEDGEWICK:
(SCREAMING) Take me home! Put me back!

Elliot:
I don't know how.

Sedgewick:
Push another button! You're the king of the buttons!

Elliot:
But it doesn't do anything if they aren't blinking. They're not blinking.

Sedgewick:
(WHIMPERING)

Elliot:
See? Nothing.

George:
Hey, I think I see something. It's a ship. Let's row over and check it out.

Sedgewick:
Row?

George:
Yeah. It's a rowboat. Each of you grab an oar and start rowing.

Elliot:
Hey, scoot over a little bit. We got to even out the weight a little.

GEORGE:
You hold the skinny part.

ELLIOT:
I wanna be the rudder. Can I be the rudder?

GEORGE:
You're not rowing together.

SEDGEWICK:
No, you're going the wrong way.

GEORGE:
It's not a metaphor.I'm talking literally. It's a girl.Ahoy, there!

Eloise:
Ahoy, strange seafarers. What brings you so far from shore in such a modest vessel?

George:
Well, it's kind of funny.We found this rowboat in the alley because there was a ballin the garbage truck.

Elliot:
This ball.

Eloise:
(WHISPERING) The Helpseeker. Willory, they've come!

WILLORY:
Who's come, my lady?

Eloise:
The heroes.They're here!

What'd she say?

Eloise:
We've been waiting for you. Quickly, come up. It's splendid to meet you. I'm Eloise, Princess of Monteria, and this is my butler, Willory. We haven't much time. Pirates have taken my brother, Prince Alexander. With my father, the King, away in the west, it is imperative that we mount a rescue immediately. So? Well, you're the heroes. Any questions?

Willory:
My lady, may I have a word? We need to talk.

Eloise:
Certainly. One moment. We'll be right with you.

Willory:
I mean no disrespect, but these men hardly seem the heroic type.They're short, rather pudgy, and for heaven's sake, they were rowing around the ocean.

What is going on here?

Elliot:
She thinks we're, uh...Heroes.

Eloise:
But, Willory,they have the ball.

Willory:
Perhaps they plucked it from the ocean or stole it from the real heroes.They could be pirates themselves, you know. I mean, look how they're dressed.

George:
So, what do we do?

Sedgewick:
I say we have the asparagus and the little princess turn this boat around and take us home.

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