The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything: A VeggieTales Movie Page #3

Season #2 Episode #2

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George:
Ready when you are,Mr. Hibbing!

Mr. Hibbing:
All right. Andy, cue the music and the lights. Scene Three positions. Let's see what you've got.

ELLIOT:
Here we go.

George:
Avast, you scurvy dogs. You came from the sea and to the sea you shall return.

Mr. Hibbing:
Pirate two, position five.

Sedgewick:
Okay. I go a loft, Captain. The height will afford me a keener view.

Elliot:
(YELLING)

Mr. Hibbing:
Pirate three,position four.

Elliot:
Your cutlass be sharper than your mind, bilge rat.

Sedgewick:
(EXCLAIMS)Can I do my lines from here? I'm pooped.

Mr. Hibbing:
Trigger B.

(MECHANICAL ROARING)

Elliot:
Whoa! That's on my list. (GRUNTING)

Sedgewick:
Ahoy.

All:
(screaming)

Elliot:
I can't believe he fired us just for failing an audition.

Sedgewick:
And breaking the restaurant. Man, that's it for me. It's back to my parents' basement and goodbye Ellen. I needed that job.

Mr Louis:
Sure, we can get some ice cream.

Jacob:
Okay, double-fudge for me.

George:
Hi, Jacob. Hello, Mr. Louis.

Mr. Louis:
Heard about your audition. I guess that makes you "The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything."

(BOTH LAUGHING)

Mr. Louis:
Well, tough luck. Some guys got it and some guys don't.

JACOB:
No wonder George Jr. wants to hang out with us. His dad's a loser.

Elliot:
(SIGHING) I don't know what went wrong. The old man...

Sedgwick:
What went wrong is that we listened to you! I should be at home right now, watching TV as a happily employed cabin boy.

George:
I guess guys like us will never be more than cabin boys.

Elliot:
Oh, come on, guys. Things look kind of bad right now, but something will turn up. See what I mean? Free garbage.

Sedgwick:
Oh, now we're headed someplace. We've got a metal ball.

(WHIRRING)

George:
Well, what is it?

Elliot:
Well, it could be something valuable, like a Russian satellite.

Sedgewick:
Or maybe a bomb.

George:
I don't think it's a bomb.

(BEEPING)

George:
Uh-oh.

Sedgewick:
I told you it was a bomb. Chuck it in the river. It think it might be a bomb.

Elliot:
I don't think it's a bomb.

George:
I think it's a bomb. It's a bomb! It's a bomb for sure! I saw this on TV once. It's a bomb!

Elliot:
I don't think it's a bomb.

(BOTH WHIMPERING)

(CLICKING)

Sedgewick:
What happened?

George:
It stopped blinking.

Elliot:
I pushed the button.

Goerge:
You did what?

(BOTH WHIMPERING)

George:
There's something you don't see every day.

Elliot:
So, we lost our jobs, but we got a rowboat. So maybe it's a wash.

SEDGEWICK:
Oh, okay. I'll say, "Hey, Ellen. The bad news is, I got fired and I'm living in my parents' basement again. The good news is,I got a rowboat."

GEORGE:
It's so old.

Elliot:
Well, you know the saying."Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day."Give a man a rowboat and he'll..." Sedgewick: You ruined my life!

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