The Night They Raided Minsky's Page #6
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1968
- 99 min
- 60 Views
until you are at least 10 blocks
from the theater.
This is for your own safety. Now...
- How did she get here?
- Trim Houlihan. Trim smuggles aliens.
- No!
- Yes, you know that.
And Fifi's Trim's girl.
All right, our sales representatives
Who will be the first person
who will win
the men's wristwatch,
the ladies' wristwatch,
the all-purpose pocket knife,
and the book they want to burn,
Mademoiselle Fifi?
All right, I see I have
a gentleman over here.
You, sir, would you stand up and tell us
what valuable prize you have won?
A genuine 12-jewel
Elgine men's wristwatch.
There it is. With silver band attached.
Mademoiselle Fifi.
If Mademoiselle Fifi puts one foot
on the stage tonight, we raid tonight!
Tonight!
Faster, please.
This is the best we got.
If you don't like it, go someplace else.
Selwyn, let me have
half brisket, half pastrami.
Pickles, sour tomatoes. No sauerkraut.
My stomach's acting up today.
Boy, am I nervous!
Selwyn, make the meat fatty,
the lean's too dry,
and coleslaw, if it's made today.
I got a call from the police.
Fowler's gonna have three squads
to the midnight show.
A little French fries with that, too.
Not too greasy.
Word's out all over town, all over town.
The press is starting to call.
This Fifi business better work,
that's all I gotta say, it better work.
Now, don't worry about it, Billy.
Chick's getting her set now.
Have you ever seen burlesque
before today?
- No.
- Well, it's...
Burlesque is... How can I explain it?
The reason it's called burlesque is...
Look, there's a bucket.
For putting water in? Not in burlesque.
Stairs, for climbing? No.
Oh!
Well, that's burlesque.
You know Paul Straw, don't you?
Got one line, right?
- Yeah.
- "No, no, I'm too young to die!"
- You know the sketch, right?
- Yes.
He's walking around all night long,
"No, no, I'm too young to die!"
"No, no, I'm too young to die!" Right?
Up and back! "No, no, I'm too young..."
During the sketch
he says, "No, no, I'm too old to live!"
How about some poker between shows?
That's a good idea.
Now? That's ridiculous.
This is the cinq--sept.
- The what?
- Cinq--sept. It's French.
It means 5:
00 p.m. to 7:00 p. m.The time every respectable Frenchman
calls on his mistress.
- Since when do you have a mistress?
- I don't.
- Who ordered the herring?
- Me.
We're out.
For you, I'll stretch a sardine.
Hello, my name is Raymond Paine.
I've been sitting there with my friends
thinking about you,
and how very appealing you are.
Now, I know this is unconventional,
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