The Necessary Death of Charlie Countryman: The Making of 'The Necessary Death of Charlie Countryman' Page #5

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He's a crazy motherf***er!

He's a party animal!

You're gonna love him, I

promise. Come in, come in!

Do you want some crisps? They'll

make your bullocks tingle.

Yeah, sure.

- Yeah, take a seat.

So, you guys been

here for a while or...?

I've been here... let me think...

Week? Few weeks?

Couple of months? I don't know.

It's been a bit of a blur,

I got to be honest, Charlie.

Been here six days, Charlie.

Oh, you're not together?

You know, like traveling

together, I meant.

Relax, okay? Look, he's not

my type, with him being ginger.

Not having a p*ssy. You get what I mean?

Right, right, right.

You just get in today?

Yes. Today.

Yeah? Where you come from?

Chicago.

- Chicago?

Hey, Chi-ca-go!

That's my kind of town.

Is it?

Yeah, well, I've never been.

You like ecstasy, Charlie?

In answer to your silent question,

Charlie, this is why I love this guy.

He's f***ing crazy! He's a party animal!

We should go and get a few beers

or something. You up for that?

Beer? Yeah.

Great. Well, first round's

on you. Come, let's go!

Three beers for the three queers.

Thank you, sir.

Did Carl tell you? He's

auditioning to become a porn star.

Porn star?

Actor. You know.

I have no aspirations to

star. I simply want to act.

That is funny.

Tell him what your

nom de porn's gonna be.

Boris Pecker.

Can you f***ing...

There is no other name?

Boris! Boris Pecker.

It could be nowhere else!

It's just like

I feel f***ing weird right now, man.

Charlie Charlie.

I feel f***ed right now, man.

How's your beer, how's your beer?

I just feel f***ed right now. I mean...

Can I tell you my story?

Yeah.

So, this guy Victor, he died on

my f***ing plane right next to me.

Oh, yeah?

And he gives me a hat, and

it's a gift for his daughter.

Her name's Gabi. Gabriela.

Right.

And she plays the cello.

Cello!

Yeah.

When you hear her talk,

your f***ing heart stops.

F***ing amazing. This

beer's weird as sh*t, but

Having a good time?

'Cause it looks like you're

having a motherfucking good time.

Amazing. I felt like I love her.

I do, I do, I do! I

feel like I love her.

I have to make you aware, Charlie.

Luke put Carpathian ecstasy in your beer

You did? Who did?

Yeah, yeah!

I did. Come on, listen...

Well, f***, man!

No, no, no, no, no, no!

No, no, it's fine, though!

It's fine. Mine and

Carl's are laced too.

We all have f***ing

trolley's at the moment.

We're all in a zone of mutuality.

We're all together, rising sun.

There's a naked girl!

Listen, your experience

is your own, yeah?

But we vote on shared

hallucinations, okay?

Any hallucinations in the zone

of mutuality must be voted on.

Who here among us would like all the

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