The Necessary Death of Charlie Countryman: The Making of 'The Necessary Death of Charlie Countryman' Page #4

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Follow me.

Okay.

Wait here.

Hello, gorgeous.

What are you doing here, Nigel?

Partaking of the arts.

Care of the soul.

Listen, I happened to hear about Old

Victor's spectacular and horrible passing.

Came back to pay my respects.

How could you have heard?

It only just happened.

Now you know me.

always an ear to the ground when it comes

to the disposition of my darling Gabi.

Who's this then?

Who are you?

I'm Nigel. Who the f*** are you?

Charlie.

Who the f*** is Charlie, Gabi?

Charlie is an American tuba player.

Here to observe the company.

He's homosexual.

Is he now?

Must make you quite the star

cocksucker around here, Charlie?

Nigel, what do you want?

Charlie, you should leave.

Charlie, you should stay. Definitely.

As you know, darling Victor and I had

some unfinished business between us.

What are you talking about?

My father hated you.

How do you guys know each other?

Nigel was my husband.

I beg your pardon,

Gabi. Did you say was?

Honestly? F***ing was?

Gabi...

No, Charlie, not

f***ing was. F***ing is.

F***ing meaning I currently f***ing

am 'til death do us f***ing part.

You!

If it isn't the shrieking

c*nt himself. Hello, Bela.

You will go immediately

or I will call the police!

Go!

Gabi, darling, we do need to

have a catch-up rather soon.

Say, sometime in the next 24 hours?

Bela, nice meeting you again.

Charlie, I'll catch you later.

You should go.

Where's a good place

for me to go, you think?

Marco Polo Youth Hostel.

It is nearby. Any taxi

driver will know it.

Okay. And I just say Marco Polo,

like if I was in the States?

What the f***.

This is it?

Thank you.

Marco Polo, yeah?

Yeah.

Marco Polo?

This way?

Polo.

Polo!

Which way?

My friend, my friend, my

friend. Marco Polo, yeah?

What?

This the Marco Polo Youth Hostel? Sorry.

Yes, my friend! Come on in!

What's your name?

Charlie.

Charlie, everybody. Hi Charlie!

What can I give you?

Just a room.

No passports in my

kingdom, baby. No bags?

No.

I have the perfect room for

you, Mr. No Bags! Thirty-four.

Do you want some gum, Charlie?

Yeah, sure.

Okay. Take it.

Thank you.

Top floor. Enjoy.

Where the f*** have you been, man?

You were supposed to be

here, like, yesterday!

They said 34 downstairs?

Come in, come in!

Thank you.

I'm Luke. This is Carl.

That's your bed there.

Just make yourself at home.

My name's Charlie.

Charlie. Nice to meet you.

Don't worry about him too much,

Charlie. He's on a program.

Really?

Carl, tell Charlie about your program.

Please, Luke, don't take the piss.

Listen to that, he's just

a little bit shy at first.

But trust me, that

onion is worth peeling.

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