The Muppets' Wizard of Oz Page #3
- TV-PG
- Year:
- 2005
- 120 min
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- Yeah.
- All the houses are so tiny.
- It's a small world, after all.
- Oh, my gosh. What?
- I can't believe it.
I can't believe it.
(Dorothy) Oh, man!
Toto...
- Where the?
- Wait!
For those of you who have
Dark Side of the Moon, press play...
(chattering)
...now.
Ay, Chihuahua!
No, wait. They're not Chihuahuas.
Ay, rats! Rats in hats!
Rats in hats, get it?
I am a poet and I didn't even realize
I had such capabilities.
OK. I work in a diner,
I know how to handle rats.
Rats? We ain't rats.
Excuse me. Pardon me.
Coming through.
We're the Munchkins of Munchkinland.
The book, the book, the book!
Come on, come on, come on.
OK. And I quote:
"Rat:
A long-tailed rodent,especially one of the genus Rattus.
"Munchkin:
A cuddly, cute and clean creature
"who resides in the land of Oz. "
- Munchkins?
- Yeah.
- Sorry, but I know a rat when I see one.
- Whatever you say there, short stacks.
All I know is, thanks to you, the Wicked
Witch of the East is dead and we are free!
- (cheering)
- (woman) Free?
You're not free! Get over here
and get this tin can off me! Now!
Oh, my gosh, she's alive!
Quick, we gotta help her!
- (muttering)
- (woman) Please, help me up!
- Well, Munchkins, we're too late.
- Guys!
But no tears, she's in a better place.
(all) Yeah!
(grunting)
I'm gonna put you in a better place -
in my oven! You hear me?
Um... (giggles)
Could someone spot me?
Wow! This is a lot heavier than I...
Ew!
OK.
Now she's dead!
(Toto) What is that?
Hey, look!
Even the twisters are Munchkin-sized.
Oh, that's no twister, that's her sister.
She's the sister of the witch
that you just crushed with a house.
Sister?
Bonjour, Munchie-kins! (giggles)
Cuddles! Cuddles!
(kissing noises)
Each and every one of you!
so I thought I'd drop in for a cuddle
and a visit with
my wicked East-Coast sister.
Uh... Yeah, well, a funny thing
about the East-Coast sister.
Not so much funny as... uh... uh...
disturbing. Disturbing. Yes.
You see, this giant girl right over here
kinda squashed her to death
with a double-wide.
- What?
- Yeah.
Uh...
Right here.
(gasps)
Excuse me, I just want you to know
that I've never met this giant girl
before in my entire life.
Sorry, Dorothy... um... Giant Girl.
It was an accident. I swear.
- Well, in that case, c'est la vie!
- La vie! La vie!
I drop things all the time myself.
Charmed to make your acquaintance.
I am Tattypoo,
the old and Good Witch of the North.
- But you're so young and beautiful.
- (giggles)
- Aren't you a cutie!
- (Munchkin) No, you are! You are!
So tell me,
what kind of magical abilities do you have?
Well, I don't have any magical abilities,
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