The Muppets' Wizard of Oz Page #2
- TV-PG
- Year:
- 2005
- 120 min
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Look, I know you wanna leave,
with your family and your friends.
- What friends?
- What friends? Come on.
Toto's your friend,
and um... uh, you got, uh...
- Toto's your friend.
- Toto's a prawn I rescued from the diner
because you won't let me have a dog.
Well, dogs are funky.
And they got fleas, OK?
Look, how about this?
When this blows over,
we will go to the Karaoke Bar and Buffet.
- Sing, girl!
- Don't you guys get it?
I don't want to sing karaoke
in some little Kansas restaurant.
I want an exciting life.
I want to go somewhere
where I can see a concert,
or take dance lessons,
- Kabbalah? Did she blaspheme?
- I don't think so, baby.
I wanna go somewhere
where I can be someone.
- Maybe even a star.
- OK, now,
do you wanna be a star or a singer?
Because they're not the same thing.
Well, all I know is that I hate living here
and I don't want to end up like you.
(warning siren)
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh. Well...
Hey, did you know
that in the Northern Hemisphere,
hurricanes, they twist counterclockwise,
but in the Southern Hemisphere
they twist clockwise?
I'd hate to be the guy that figured that out.
With the wind just blowing everything...
Well, that's the round.
Back to your corners.
I'm heading to the storm shelter
before this tornado hits and we all die.
Anybody care to join me?
Great. Now I'm stuck with these two
knuckleheads in the storm shelter.
Dorothy, come on!
- Henry, come on!
- Come on, I'll help you.
Come on, babe.
- Wait! I forgot Toto!
- No, it's just a shrimp!
He's not a shrimp, he's a king prawn!
Dorothy!
Dorothy!
(screams)
Toto! Toto!
(screams)
Sorry, Toto!
When I make it big, I'm gonna buy a nice
brick house that's anchored to the ground.
Ouch!
Toto!
Toto! Come on, Toto!
Where are you?
Toto!
- (Spanish accent) Hola!
- (both scream)
Porqu? What is it?
Why do we scream, OK?
- You're all big. And you're talking.
- S.
But more importantly, I am naked, OK.
(laughs)
- Wait! No!
- Huh? What?
- Here.
- Oh, no, no, no. He's not my type, OK.
- The clothes.
- OK. Oh, the clothes.
You want me to put on the clothes,
you just have to say, "Put on the clothes. "
(thud)
- OK.
- (fabric ripping)
- Hm. Oh, it's a nice fit, OK?
- Yeah, it's kind of cute. I like how...
S, s.
- What am I doing?
- Hm?
- You can't be talking to me.
- Oh. Oh, but I am.
- I need some air.
- S, s.
I have this effect on all the womens, OK.
I'll come with you.
- Little help, please.
- Come on.
Gracias.
There.
(both gasp)
(Toto) Dios mo! It's incredible.
They get satellite here.
(gasps)
Can't believe...
- Do you see what I see?
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