The Making of 'The Sweetest Thing' Page #7

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- I think you liked her.

- No, I didn't.

Yeah, you did. Don't lie to me.

Don't lie. Don't lie to Darth, Luke.

I could see it in your eyes you liked her.

Nothing I can do about it now.

Should have poked her in the whiskers

when you had the chance.

What's that, Gramps?

I met this hot young dish...

...at the World's Fair back in 1940.

Every moment with her was like a slice of heaven.

I bet you really miss Grandma.

F*** Grandma.

It's Pearl I'm talking about.

She was the love of my life.

Don't ever let these moments pass you by.

F***ing Grandma.

Be nice.

Come on. 7-6.

Fore!

You suck!

Damn it!

- But you smell so minty fresh now.

- What do you want?

I need to borrow your black Gucci bag.

It's in the living room.

I don't know where in the living room,

and I don't feel like looking for it.

Will you help me find it, please?

Come on, please.

Since I'm up now,

and you decided to torture me...

...l'll go and get it.

I'm sorry. Oh, my God. Excuse me.

Can you tell me where the bathroom is?

- Behind you.

- Over here?

Thanks.

Oh, my...

...cock.

Oh, my cock.

Do you have any Advil?

He is so cute. So stupid.

Can I get that purse now, please?

Yes, you can have the purse.

Here's the purse.

Thank you very much.

- Where are you going?

- You and I are going to a wedding.

- What wedding? Who's getting married?

- We're going to Peter's brother's wedding.

Peter?

This Somerset place where they live

is some small freak-ass town...

...three hours north, so we have to

get on the road now to make it on time.

- Peter.

- What?

I'm not going to Peter's brother's wedding!

What are you talking about? Yesterday,

you said you wanted to go, so I went...

- I was joking.

- No, you weren't.

Yes, I was.

Fifty percent of what people say

when they're joking is true.

Which means you do want to go,

but you're too afraid to admit it.

So by making some sort of joke about it,

you get to say what you really want...

...without being vulnerable.

- Right?

- Maybe.

Okay. The wedding starts at 5:00.

I refuse to be late.

Put some clothes on. Now! Thank you.

- That was a nice one.

- Thanks.

- Watch the road, sweetie!

- I am watching the road.

Once we get off the 140...

...we'll take the 95, get off on the Somerset exit.

We'll drive around

and we should find the church, no problem.

Ta-da!

- What is that?

- What is what?

- You don't smell that?

- What? I don't smell anything.

- You're used to it. That's what's scary.

- I don't smell anything.

It smells like moldy ass,

is what it smells like in here.

Come to think of it,

I did leave some ass in the back.

- You did?

- About a week ago.

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