The Making of 'The Sweetest Thing' Page #6

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I'm letting it go. I'm over it.

Hi, honey, how did it go?

- Fine. No problem.

- Good.

Did we have fun last night?

Yes, I did. It was great.

You guys were right,

a transition guy is what I needed.

Good.

So how was he, was he good?

He was very sweet and complimentary.

And very into pleasing me first.

So how was girth?

Averag-ish.

"Averag-ish." That's good.

So what did you tell him?

What do you mean?

What do we always tell them, no matter what?

Oh, my God, your penis is so big.

Good girl.

Your penis is so thick.

Your penis is just so pretty.

You got a handsome dick!

Your penis, it's so...

...hard.

Your penis is just so large.

My body is a movie...

...and your penis is the star!

You're too big to fit in here.

Too big to fit in here.

Too big to fit in here.

"You're too big to fit in here"

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God, it's Fame! We're in Fame right now.

"What a lovely ride

"Your penis is a thrill

"Your penis is a Cadillac

"A giant Coup de Ville

"Your penis packs a wallop

Your penis brings a load

"And when it makes a delivery

It needs its own zip code

- "Nine

- "Double zero

"Penis

"You're too big to fit in here

"Your penis is so strong

Your penis is so smooth

- "Your penis has got a rhythm

- "Your penis makes me groove

- "Your penis is a dream

- "The biggest one I've seen

"It's oozy and it's green"

Sorry.

"You're too big to fit in here

"You're too big to fit in here

"Your penis is so big

Your penis is so thick

"Your penis is so pretty

You got a handsome dick

"Your penis is so hard

Your penis is so large

- "My body is a movie

- "And your penis is the star

"Starring your penis

"You're too big to fit in here"

- Come on.

- How much time we got?

We've got three hours before the rehearsal.

Hit the ball.

- Good shot.

- Fore!

I'll shove that club up your ass, you dicklicker!

- What are you up by, two?

- I guess.

It doesn't get any better than this.

- To the marriage.

- To the marriage.

- To the bride.

- To the bride.

To 50 years with the same woman.

That's really depressing.

Sorry.

Saggy tits.

Be able to use them as a belt by then.

- Or just tuck them in her socks.

- Okay.

God, this marriage is such a big leap.

It's really intense, Pete.

- But if it's the right woman...

- I guess.

Get up a little. Yes. Fore!

You motherfuckers! Stop bothering me!

You're driving right into them.

I hear John is still AWOL

from that bachelor party.

He showed up, missing an eyebrow,

with a tattoo on his ass that says "B*tch."

- I am not an animal!

- Very good.

Speaking of b*tches...

...what was going on with you

at the club with that hottie?

- Nothing.

- I mean, Jesus!

I don't know what you're talking about.

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