The Making of 'The Pagemaster' Page #3

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There a witches' convention

around here, maybe?

Look, I was misshelved. (LAUGHS)

But that's over, now that young Prince

Charming here has come to check me out.

My good eye, he is.

The lad's checking me out!

Come on, boy, we're wasting time

chumming off this dinghy.

It's on to the exit for us!

If he thinks the exit's in that direction,

you know it's got to be in this one!

Don't listen to her, mate.

She's not sailing with a full crew!

Ah-ah-ah! (SNEEZES)

Fantasy! She's a bloody nightmare.

Let's leave him. He doesn't

even know where we are now!

Bilge water! Of course

I know where we are! We're...

Hound of the Baskervilles.

We're in Baskervilles.

Have a look-see!

Hm. Huh?

- (BARKS/GROWLS)

- (SCREAMS)

Hey, this way! Through here!

Nice doggy! Good doggy!

- Hurry!

- (GRUNTS)

(BARKS)

(ALL PANTING)

(SIGHS)

Oh, baby.

Are we still in the library?

Aye, lad. The horror section.

It looks pretty scary.

That it does. Just stay close to me and...

and you got nothing to worry about.

(SARCASTICALLY) Mm-hm.

There it is! The exit! (PANTS)

(SIGHS)

Looks like the only way to reach the exit

is through that there house.

No way I'm going in there.

It's your only chance, boy.

It's just a house.

Yeah, but 70 percent of all accidents

are household-related.

Dr. Jekyll. Mr. Hyde. Must be a duplex.

Whoa!

Go ahead, matey.

I'm... I'm right behind ye.

(GASPS)

Well? Ring the bell.

(PANTS)

(DOORBELL CHIMES)

Ohh!

- Good catch!

- Here, take it.

Isn't he sweet? (MAKES KISSING SOUNDS)

Oh, I scared you.

I'm sorry!

You mustn't judge a book by its cover.

Look, he's smiling!

(LAUGHING)

That's a smile?

All right, teatime's over.

Let's start navigating this house.

Huh? No, wait! Don't go in there!

It's scary inside!

Ha! I ain't afeared of nothing!

I'm afraid.

Of what?

Of, of... (YELLS)

And... Aah!

And... (MAKES CREEPY NOISE)

And... (IMITATES WOMAN SCREAMING)

Uh, I know how you feel.

Horror always has sad endings.

I come from a world of happy endings.

Why don't you come with us?

Yeah! And maybe you could

help us through the house.

Through the house? Hm.

Uh.

You can do it.

'Kay.

Friend?

(GULPS)

(GASPS) Oops!

Come on!

(SINGS INDISTINCTLY)

(GASPS)

Hm?

(MUTTERS INDISTINCTLY)

(SHIVERS)

He-hello?

A-anybody home?

(DOOR SLAMS SHUT)

- (ALL GASP)

- What was that?

(SCREECHES) Nevermore!

Get me out of here!

May I assist you in some way?

Oh. Hello there, Mr?

Doctor. Dr. Jekyll.

Well, sir, we did ring the bell.

It's all my fault. I was trying to help them

find their way

to the other side of the house.

The other side?

My boy, I derive no pleasure in telling you

that you are in extreme danger.

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