The Making of 'The Goonies' Page #6

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Where's the men's room, please?

- Can't you hold it?

- No.

Mikey, this ain't the kind of place

you want to go to the bathroom in.

Why not?

Because they might have

daddy longlegs in them.

- But I gotta go to the bathroom.

- Like dead things, Mikey.

Hey, Mikey, gotta go to the bathroom?

- Killer dead things. Big. Please.

- Lady, please!

- Downstairs, first door on the right.

- Thank you.

- Stay to the right!

- Please, Mikey, dead things.

Stay to the right!

I know it's to the right, thank you.

I know you're down here,

One-Eyed Willy. You've gotta be.

I can feel it, One-Eyed Willy.

I know you're down here.

Oh, man, that stinks.

What the hell is that?

You're ruining it!

Look at the feast I made you.

Look at the feast I made you.

Want to eat it?

Have some. You'll get something.

You don't leave me any choice.

You don't leave me any choice!

You're just like Mom and Francis.

You never let me finish.

Why can't you stay at home?

I'm taking you out of here right now.

Let's get out of here!

Get out of here!

And stay out!

Kids suck.

I swear on my life, they've got it.

An It! A giant It!

They got it chained to the wall!

It came into the light

gross and distorted.

Like your brain, right?

Say goodbye.

Hey, look at that.

- Ma, why'd you have to shoot him?

- He's a fed.

We could've taken him to the side

of a road and shot him in the brain.

- Bring him over here, Francis.

- Don't give me "over here."

I'm wondering, what is in the bag?

Restaurant trash. Yeah.

You sure? That big? That much?

There were bullet holes

in the car this big.

Mikey, come on,

our parents are worried.

- It's dinnertime. Let's go home.

- Home? What home?

In a couple more hours

it ain't gonna be home anymore.

Come on, guys, this is our time.

Our last chance to see

if there really is any rich stuff.

We've got to.

Get down, guys. Get down.

Oh, sh*t!

You guys scared me!

Almost gave me a heart attack!

- You look better from behind, Mouth.

- Want to see something really scary?

How did you get here?

We followed you guys.

We were out driving with Troy.

- Sorry about your face.

- It's okay, I was born with it.

- I'm kidding.

- Anyway, he was being a jerk.

Tilting the mirror

so he could look down my shirt.

- So I elbowed his lip.

- You elbowed his lip?

- It's locked.

- Thank God!

Wait a minute!

You know, I got some naked pictures

of your mom, taking a bath.

- Want to buy them?

- What?!

Real cheap.

Thanks, Chunk.

- Wait here. I'll get my brother.

- You'll get in trouble.

- Just don't leave, all right?

- No way I'm staying here.

Shut up! We got to get

to the lowest point of the floor.

Lowest point, nothing.

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