The Making of 'The Crew' Page #4

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- Sony PlayStations.

- The new ones?

Mm-hm.

That's Fritzy's

communion pressie sorted.

Oh, and listen, knobheads,

don't forget the 20th, eh?

Why? What's happening, Mobes?

The communion, d*ckhead.

You'd all better show up.

- When is it?

- The 20th.

What day are we talking, Ged?

Could go any day.

Stand by your phones, yeah?

You listening to me, John Paul?

This could go any day. You with me?

So just lay low, yeah?

Moby, stay out of town.

I mean it. Just keep your head down.

Just until this is sorted. Then we can

all do what the f*** we want then.

It's a big one, this, lads.

More than make up

for that shambles the other day.

How big, Ged?

How big, boss?

Big. Very big.

Give me a minute.

- Hiya. Good to see you. How are you?

- Hello.

I invited Pam over

when we were having a drink last night.

- This is for you.

- Thank you.

We're on our way to a charity do

at the Royal Liverpool.

Do you play golf?

F***ing dirty bastard!

It's good for the roses, I hear.

Listen, help yourself

to whatever you fancy, yeah?

- Thanks.

- Back in a minute. Debs.

- Hi.

- Hi. I'm Marie.

- Pamela.

- Keith. Nice to meet you. Hi.

- Can I get yous a drink?

- Sure.

- What are they doing here?

- What is your problem?

- I'm talking business with the boys.

- They won't be staying long.

Then you can carry on

talking business with the boys.

I wish you would talk to me

before inviting whoever you want.

What? Ged,

I have not invited whoever I want.

I invited Pam and Keith because

they are friends of ours, real friends.

They are not freeloaders

who just constantly take from you.

When was the last time that that lot

ever offered to do anything for you?

So what's the story, morning glory?

- We live down the road. Neighbours.

- Nice.

- You?

- I'm just sort of a brother of our Ged.

You see that guy there, Moby? Moby!

He's a cousin.

Big piece of sh*t, but he's a cousin.

That's the boys. That's my nephew.

I'm better looking than all these

f***ers, wouldn't you say so, love?

- I wouldn't know.

- You with him?

- Yeah.

- It's a shame.

- Not for me.

- How d'you know our Ged, then?

Just a little business opportunity

we've been putting together.

- Like what?

- Ask him.

- You've met my baby brother.

- That's right. F***ing hell.

I am a brother, aren't I?

Am I half a brother or the full brother?

Or was I adopted? Sometimes it's hard to

f***ing remember who I'm supposed to be.

- Why don't you go and play, John Paul?

- What?

We're just chatting.

These are your new friends.

We're talking about

your little business opportunity.

I'm your brother

and these are your friends.

You're doing business with them.

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