The Making of 'The Big Lebowski' Page #4

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Oh, you're Bunny.

I'll suck your cockfor $1,000.

Wonderful woman.

We're all..we're allvery fond of her.

Very free-spirited.

Brandt can't watch,though,

Or he hasto pay 100.

..that's marvelous.

Uh, I'm just gonnago find a cash machine.

Slamming themtonight.

You guys aredead in the water.

All right!Way to go, Donny!

If you will it,it is no dream.

You're fucking20 minutes late, man.

What the f*** is that?

Theodore Herzel.

The state of Israel.If you will it, Dude,

It is no dream.

What the f*** youtalking about, man?

The carrier. What'sin the f***ing carrier?

Oh, Cynthias dog.

I thinkit's a Pomeranian.

I can't leave himhome alone

or he eatsthe furniture.

I'm watching it

while Cynthiaand Marty Ackerman

are in Hawaii.

You brought a fuckingPomeranian bowling?

What do you mean,"brought it bowling"?

I didn't rent it shoes,

I'm not buying ita f***ing beer,

he's not takingyour f***ing turn, Dude.

Man, if myfucking ex-wife

asked me to take careof her f***ing dog

while she and her boyfriendwent to Honolulu,

I'd tell her togo f*** herself.

Why can't she board it?

First of all, Dude,you don't have an ex.

Secondly, this isa f***ing show dog

with f***ing papers.

You can't board it.It gets upset.

Its hair falls out.

The f***ing doghas f***ing papers.

Over the line!

I'm sorry, Smokey,you were over the line.

That's a foul.

Bullshit.Mark it 8, Dude.

Uh, excuse me, mark itzero. Next frame.

Bullshit, Walter.Mark it 8, Dude.

Smokey, this is not'nam, this is bowling.

There are rules.

Hey, Walter, come on,it's just

Hey, man, it's Smokey.

So his toe slippedover a little.

You know, it'sjust a game, man.

This is a league game.This determines

who entersthe next round-robin.

Am I wrong?

Yeah,but I wasn't

Am I wrong?

Yeah,but I wasn't over.

Give methe marker, Dude.

I'm marking an 8.

Smokey, my friend,

You're enteringa world of pain.

Walter, man.

You markthat frame an 8,

You're enteringa world of pain.

A world of pain.

Look, Dude,this is your partner.

Has the whole worldgone crazy?!

Am I the only onearound here

who gives a shitabout the rules?!

Mark it zero!

They're callingthe cops, man.

Put the piece away.

Mark it zero!

Walter, putthe piece away.

You think I'mfucking around here?

Mark it zero!

All right,it's f***ing zero.

You happy,you crazy f***?

It's a league game,Smoke.

You can't do that, man.

These guys, you know,they're like me.

They're pacifists.

Smokey was aconscientious objector.

You know, Dude,I, myself,

dabbled in pacifismat one point,

not in 'nam,of course.

And you know he's gotemotional problems, man.

You mean,beyond pacifism?

He's fragile,Very fragile.

Huh. I did not know that.

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