The Making of 'The Big Lebowski' Page #3

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this rug I have.

It really tiedthe room together.

You told Brandt onthe phone, he told me.

Where do I fit in?

Well, they were

They were lookingfor you, these 2 guys.

I'll say it again.

You told Brandt onthe phone, he told me.

I know what happened.Yes? Yes?

Oh, so you know that

They were tryingto piss on your rug?

Did I urinateon your rug?

You mean, did youpersonally come

and pee on my rug?

Hello! Do youspeak English, son?

Parla usted ingles?

I'll ask you again.Did I urinate on your rug?

No, like I said,Woo peed on my rug.

I just want tounderstand this, sir.

Every time a rugis micturated upon

In this fair city, I haveto compensate the person

Come on, man,

I'm not tryingio scam anybody here.

..you know,I.. was just

You were justlooking for a handout

like every other...

Are you employed,Mr. Lebowski?

Uh, wait, let me

let me explainsomething to you.

I am not Mr. Lebowski.You're Mr. Lebowski.

I'm The Dude. So that'swhat you call me,

You know, thator, his Dudeness,

Or, Duder, or, youknow, el Duderino,

If you're not intothe whole brevity thing.

Are you employed, sir?

Employed?

You don't go outlooking for a job

dressed like that,do you, on a weekday?

Is this a..what day is this?

Well, I do work, sir.

So if you don't mind

No, I do mind.

Uh, The Dude minds.

This will not stand,you know.

This aggressionwill not stand, man.

I mean, your wife owes

My wife is notthe issue here!

I hope thatsomeday my wife

will learn to liveon her allowance,

which is ample,but if she does not,

that is her problem,not mine,

just as the rugis your problem,

just as every bum'slot in life

is his ownresponsibility,

regardless of whohe chooses to blame.

I didn't blame anyonefor the loss of my legs.

Some chinaman took themfrom me in Korea.

But I went outand achieved anyway.

I cannot solveyour problems, sir,

only you can.

Oh, f*** it.

Yes, that's your answer.

That's your answerto everything.

Tattoo iton your forehead.

Your revolution isover, Mr. Lebowski!

Condolences!

The bums lost!

My advice to you is to dowhat your parents did!

Get a job, sir!

The bums will always lose!

Do you hear me,Lebowski?!

The bumswill always lose!

How was your meeting,Mr. Lebowski?

Ok. The old man told me totake any rug in the house.

Well, enjoy,

and perhaps we'll see youagain sometime, Dude.

Yeah, sure, if I'min the neighborhood,

You know, and ...

I need to use the John.

Blow on them.

Go ahead, blow.

You want me to blowon your, toes?

I can't blow that far.

Are you surehe won't mind?

He really doesn'tcare about anything.

He's a nihilist.

Oh, and thatmust be exhausting.

You're not blowing.

Our guest has to be gettingalong, Mrs. Lebowski.

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