The Emperor's New Groove Page #4

were a bit on the...

hmm...

oh...ugh...warm side.

Heh heh.

Hey, did you see

that sky today?

Talk about blue.

Ha ha ha.

Yes, Kronk.

Riveting.

A toast to

the emperor!

Long live Kuzco!

[Under His Breath]

Don't drink the wine.

[Coughing] Poison.

Ah! Tasty.

Yzma:
Finally!

Ha ha ha!

Good work,

Kronk.

Oh, they're

so easy to make.

I'll get you

the recipe.

Now to get rid

of the body.

Ok! What were we saying?

Uh...we were

just making a toast

Yzma:

to your long and

healthy rule

Right. So what

are you gonna do?

I mean, you've been

around here a long time,

and I really mean

a long time. Um...

Ahem. [Humming]

Kuzco:
It might

be difficult

for someone of your age

adjusting to life

in the private sector.

Hey, Kronk, can you

top me off, pal?

Be a friend? Heh heh.

[Yzma Muttering]

Kuzco:
Now, about you

finding new work

Hit him on the head.

that's--that's

gonna be tough

More broccoli?

Because you're

you know

Let's face it

You're no spring chicken,

and I mean that

in the best possible way.

What? A llama?

He's supposed

to be dead!

Yeah, weird.

Let me see that vial.

This isn't poison.

This is extract

of llama. Ugh!

You know,

in my defense,

your poisons

all look alike.

You might

think about

re labeling

some of them.

Take him out of town

and finish the job now!

What about dinner?

Kronk, this is

kind of important.

How about dessert?

Well, I suppose

there's time for dessert.

And coffee?

All right.

A quick cup of coffee.

Then take him out of town

and finish the job!

[Kronk Singing

Jazz Scat]

Kronk:
Cha cha

cha cha

Kuzco:
Guess where I am

right now

Uh-huh. In the bag

Still think I'm

not the victim here?

Watch. It gets better.

Hey! Ba-da ba-da

ba-da-da

Kuzco:
Ugh, he's doing

his own theme music?

[Holds Note]

Ba-da

ba-da ba-da ba

Ba-da-ba

Kuzco:
Gig, dumb,

and tone deaf

I am so glad I was

unconscious for all of this

Kronk:
Huhh!

Mission accomplished.

Kronk angel:
You're not

just gonna let him

die like that,

are you?

My shoulder angel.

Kronk devil:
Don't

listen to that guy

He's trying

to lead you

down the path

of righteousness.

I'm gonna lead you

down the path that rocks.

Oh, come off it.

You come off it!

- You.

- You.

- You.

- You infinity.

Uhh!

Listen up, big guy.

I got 3 good reasons why

you should just walk away.

" Number one..."

Look at that guy!

He's got that sissy

stringy music thing.

We've been

through this.

It's a harp,

and you know it.

Oh, right.

That's a harp...

and that's a dress.

Robe!

Reason number 2.

Look what

I can do.

Ha ha ha!

But... what does that

have to do with anything?

No, no.

He's got a point.

Listen, you guys.

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