The Devil's Rejects Page #3

I was gonna pee myself!

"I was gonna pee myself!"

You're just jealous

'cause you don't have any titties.

Oh, Gloria, come on,

no reason to get mean.

Come on, baby.

You had one titty going this way

and one titty going that way.

It was pretty amazing.

Chances are high you made

a few fans that night.

Oh, shut up, dipshit.

Well, I told Johnny Cash,

and he said...

did you know I shook hands

with Johnny Cash once?

Roy, how about you go

find me the ice machine?

I need a drink.

I'll get you the ice, but you gotta

promise us an encore tomorrow.

Roy!

You wish, honey.

Don't you wish.

The babes are

going into seclusion.

The leader of this group who is

a local celebrity goes by the name

of Captain Spaulding

along with two other

suspects known as Otis...

Aw, sh*t f***

sh*t f***!

God, calm down.

Get rid of the car.

Don't worry,

I'll get us a room.

- Well, hurry the f*** up!

- F*** you!

F*** you!

Police revealed today

that they believe

most of the victims were drugged,

kidnapped and sexually assaulted.

God damn it! F***!

Hey, Roy, I was doing some research

on that thing I was telling you about.

- What thing?

- Rodeo clowning.

Rodeo...

A rodeo clown?

You been smoking dope.

Yeah... I mean no,

not right now.

Let me tell you

something.

You spend one second in that pen

and that bull'd have his horn

up your ass

and sticking out your pecker.

That's exactly what

I thought you'd say.

You know, you can never be supportive

of anything I wanna do.

What do you

want me to say?

That you're dressed for the part

and headed in the right direction?

Well, Adam was saying...

I've always been

good with animals.

I mean, dogs love me.

And isn't a horse

kinda like a big dog?

I don't know.

No, you're not

clown material.

Forget it. I'm gonna walk

on over to the gas station.

- You want anything?

- No... yes.

Get me some

of that beef jerky.

Thanks for talking.

I could've been on that pit crew

down in North Carolina.

Yeah.

Meow! Meow.

Hey, pussycat.

Hey, got a light?

No, uh, I don't smoke.

My doctor says I got lungs

like a professional athlete.

Ah, I get it.

You wanna live forever.

Yeah yeah, well...

So what, are you on vacation

all by yourself or something?

Yeah... no. I'm actually out here

with my singing group.

I do the lead singing for it.

It's called

"Banjo and Sullivan. "

I used to sing with Johnny Cash.

He shook my hand.

I love famous people. They're so much

better than the real thing.

Well, yeah,

I suppose they are.

I bet all the girls

wanna f*** you.

- Would you say that again?

- I bet all the girls wanna f*** you.

Do you kiss your mama

with that mouth?

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