The Devil's Rejects
Mr. Dobson,
it's time for us to do what
as a "cleansing of the wicked,"
and what my brother George,
God rest his soul,
used to call
"100% Alabama ass kickin'."
So you think we're gonna
die here today?
Dying's not an option.
Now, you stick that back
in that gray matter of yours
and you make that stick,
'cause any other thought's
gonna get you cold-slabbed,
toe-tagged and mailed home to your mom in
a plastic bag. Are we crystal?
- Crystal, sir.
- Gentlemen!
Let's do what
God made us to do.
This is Sheriff John Quincey Wydell...
of the Ruggsville County
Sheriff's Department.
You're completely surrounded!
You have
no chance of escape!
Now would be the time
to vacate the premises peacefully.
There's a million
fucking cops!
Come on.
Otis, the fucking pigs
are everywhere!
- Tell me something I don't know!
- We've gotta do something!
You're completely surrounded.
You have no chance of escape.
Can't take the car,
about 25 pigs.
I know, I know!
Shit f*ck shit f*ck!
Shit.
Where the f*ck is Tiny?
- I ain't seen Tiny.
- Tiny!
- I think he went out last night.
- Everybody shut up!
Mama, what's the matter?
I keep thinking
about... old times...
like when you was
a fuckin' baby.
- You looked like an angel.
- I know, Mama.
- You told me that a million times.
- Yeah.
Gentlemen!
On the count of three!
- Ready?
- Yeah.
- One!
- I love you, Mama.
- I love you, Baby.
- Two!
Let's go.
Three!
Fucking pigs!
Stupid motherfucker!
Die, you fuckers!
- You okay?!
- Yeah, are you?
F*ck!
- Ready?
- Yeah yeah yeah, go go!
Man down!
- Hold your fire!
- Hold your fire!
Dobson! Get some tear-gas
in that house!
Sir!
Mama!
Let's go! Let's go!
Do not fucking move!
I advise you
to lower that weapon.
I'm sorry, Sheriff,
but you ain't gettin' me.
Looks like you ain't
gettin' off that easy,
huh, bitch?
All right, everybody listen up.
I want this place gone over
with a fine-tooth comb.
- they gotta be close.
- I am standing outside the perimeter
of what is turning out to be
since Jack the Ripper
stalked the streets of London.
What police have uncovered
reads like this...
words can't describe it...
"Human skulls
used as ornaments,
body parts stuffed
in refrigerators. "
And I can't believe
what it says here:
"A mass grave
of decomposing bodies
dumped under the crawlspace
of the house. "
Hey, Chief, you might wanna
check this out.
- What?
- I don't know.
Jesus H Christ.
Motherfucker.
What, you recognize the clown?
Yeah, his name is Spaulding,
Captain fucking Spaulding.
Oh, yeah! Ooh, yes!
Gimme... give it to me!
- Yeah.
- Yeah yeah.
Yeah, ride the horse, baby!
Ride it!
Ride it! Yeah yeah yeah.
God! Oh, yeah, honey.
Oh-ho!
Give it to me.
- Oh, yeah. Yeah! Oh, yeah!
- You're the captain.
- Come on, baby.
- Yeah yeah yeah...
Oh, ride me, baby.
Ride it, ride it.
Ride it!
Feels so good!
Yeah! Yes, give it!
Give it up! Give it!
Give it, give it!
Yeah! Oh!
Come on, baby, ride it home!
Yeah yeah yeah...
- Yes! Yeah!
- Yeah, oh!
Ah! Oh, honey!
You gettin'
a good ride tonight.
Next time, you gonna
have to pay me.
Did you just call me
a fucking whore?
Well, I calls 'em
like I sees 'em.
Really?
You think I'm
a fucking whore?
I don't think it,
I know it.
- Whore this, fucker.
- Hey hey hey hey!
Come on now, baby,
hold on.
I'm just messing with ya.
You know us clowns,
we like to just fool around
a bunch, you know? Come on.
- Yeah.
- Laugh.
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